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Anarchy Bob at the Mayo Clinic Lyrics by Boris the Sprinkler

8-Testicled Pogo Machine

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Well
It'd warm the heart of a hardened cynic
Anarchy Bob at the Mayo Clinic
Truckin' on with plasma, blood, and sperm
Gotta pack that brain and haul that semen
Anarchy Bob drivin' like a demon
Sayin', "When I've dumped my load, I will return"
Hey, what's this, Madge?
You're soaking in it
He ain't scared of no badge
'Cause he's Anarchy Bob, he don't drive the limit
Don't pitch a roadblock, he'll drive through it
Anarchy Bob haulin' vital fluids
Gotta truck on through to Minnesote
He's haulin' jizz in his Dodge Daytona
For the would-be daddies who can't get boners
The gift of life doth Anarchy Bob tote
Packs up this trunk
Then he must leave
Hey, what's this sticky gunk?
Well, I don't rightly know, but I think it's from Queeve
So when your specimens need deliverin'
Call that boy that's got the head nurse shiverin'
1-800-43-circle A-BOB
Osh Kosh, Neenah, or Green Bay-o
He'll get your fluids to the Mayo
Anarchy Bob's the right slob for the job
Anarchy Bob's the right slob for the job
Anarchy Bob's the right slob for the job
Cha-cha-cha
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Boris the Sprinkler

Boris the Sprinkler

About “Anarchy Bob at the Mayo Clinic” by Boris the Sprinkler

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