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Chris Hansen Lyrics by TheyCallMeJeff

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2022

[Intro: Theycallmejeff]
(You're using an unneeded F)
(Jeff-fuh-fuh)
Ahem
Uhhh
Uh, uh
Ahem (Jeff, what the fuck are you doing?)
[Verse 1: Theycallmejeff]
Jeff cause natural disasters, Mother Nature (Yeah, yeah)
I'm a fuckin' genius, buyin' them your nomenclature (Uh-huh)
The way I spit this shit, I'm a fuckin' triple-ager
Make the beat and send that bitch to his fuckin' maker (R.I.P)
So high, can't land don't know shit about acres (No I don't)
Chillin' on the cloud, love the views, I'm a draker (Whoop, whoop)
I smoke blunts, not leaves, I am not a raker
Blow long, Adventure Time, stretched out, it's a Jakеr (Adventure Time)
Lеt me give you a tip like a motherfuckin' taker (T, yuh)
You can't fuck with me like a nun, this is prayer (Amen)
Bitch I go ape, I be lookin' like Milo
Bitch I am the shit, I might live in a silo (Uh, uh, uh)
Muffler with the heat, Yu-Gi-Oh!, I'm a pyro (Yuh, yuh)
I got it wrapped up like a muhfuckin' gyro (Wrapped up)
With a dynasty, wait, bitch I'm Shiloh
Pick the beat up, goddamn I feel like FlyLo (Wait, who?)
Tell these niggas study, turn on the fuckin' lofi (Turn on huh?)
A layin' tiger in the booth, goddamn it, oh my (Oh my)
You think you're good as me, I don't know why (Know why)
Bitch I am the best, two chains, no Y
[Verse 2: AHSE]
No Y, oh my
Leave a bum on these niggas like a sty
I'ma die if these niggas won't let me coincide
I reside to ignite, nigga fire, that was pride
Just here with voices like they hear a choir
To advance, like my nigga smokin' blicks, it's like three six
It's the wrong nigga start shit
I don't off shit you start, bitch
Off tip, 'bout to bark, bitch
Voodoo hole, now I'm zooted, ho
No Koodos, on Pluto, though
[Verse 3: Theycallmejeff, AHSE & Bossy]
Fuck on the beat, that's the studio polo
Bakin', cookin' up, I feel like Zorro
Real fuckin' boss, but I feel like Gordo (Yeah, yeah)
Fat nigga eat, my pockets on Gordo (Fat, fat)
Yeah, ay
Why does it sound, and I blow like bill
Pour on that bitch, and I turn her like swish
Turnin' it quick like roll a blick
Poppin' it out, then take my switch
I came in with a bitch, she's tokin' blick (Grrr, grrr)
Nigga have a seat like Hansen on Chris (Of course)
High precision accuracy, bitch I don't miss (Of course)
Fresh like a prince, Will his
How do I soda, Sierra mist
Booted on flowers, where is frisk?
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TheyCallMeJeff

TheyCallMeJeff

About “Chris Hansen” by TheyCallMeJeff

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"Chris Hansen" appears on "REDACTED" in 2022.

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