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Loch Ness Lyrics by Bradstam

The Arrival

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Why am I clever? the mount everest heavyweight
Against the featherweight, better pray leatherface
Don't come back around and drown ya ass when the levee breaks
I do this all fuckin' week, yeah seven days
That's what I said to this one guy who saw my tape
Wearin' bathing ape, take em on a promenade
Eatin' razor blades, tom hanks, son, Cast Away
It's not over yet, no, it's gonna be a long day
I came back, raped ya for ya tape recorder
Loch Ness is real, yep, I'm used to breathin' lake water
Amphibious with it, so when the submarine missles hit
I just flick em off and move onto some bigger shit
Witness this, with a flick of the wrist
I sink ships and get all my info from linksys
I'm the iceberg that Titanic hit
I'm gigantic, so I decided why not damage it?
And leave the governor and all of his eleven daughters
Fightin hypothermia off while they're treadin water
And I came up under em like a giant squid
If you were nautical, you'd be a fuckin' cuttlefish
Lovable, gullible, never fuckin' up in trouble
I don't really have anything else to say so bye
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Bradstam

Bradstam

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"Loch Ness" appears on "The Arrival".

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