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Crayon Castle Lyrics by Braidz MC

Crayon Castles

2016

[Intro: Sample]

[Intro: Braidz]
Ladies & Gentleman...
Boys & Girls...
I'd like to welcome you all to my castle...
Just let me talk for a minute...

[Verse: Braidz]
As a kid I thought I'd be something like an Astronaut
Now I'm grown all I am is badly poor and have no job
So I'm shooting for the stars - Like the tips of the pyramids
When I say *gun noises* - It's just clips of me killin' it
If I keep focusing on smoking weed and video games
Then my hopes to be a dope MC will wither away
So, Hopefully you notice me; A Lyricist - Braidz
I'mma bomb or blow the scene, either way the missiles are aimed
But It's my time, my life, I'mma find my highlights
You strung me up now you get to watch this Kite fly
For every Dope rapper there's that Bubble In The Pipe
Who brings Fresh Air while the others keep it Light
Dudes that think they're god's son's but ain't sick as this
I'mma Celebrate your death's - Like Christmas cheers
Metaphors out the ass, my shit is sick
When I cut I skin heads - Like Britney Spears
I'm that dude you don't want to jump on a gig with
The way I'll win those bars over, I could start up a prison
Your horrid chick can swallow dick, mine when she gobbles it
2Chainz called her Big Booty, I call her my Bottom Bitch
On that note I've got something to say
When I say "faggot" it's not meant in a derogatory way
And I don't mean to offend if you are honestly gay
Same when I say "Bitch", "Whore", "Hotties" & "Skanks"
So...
Ladies and Gentleman, any alike
I'd like to welcome you to my Castle take a step on inside
If you head to the right I'm betting you'll find
The dungeon where I keep my mentality tied
Notice the room on the left is just Naked, Blank...
That's where I used to have my creative Space!
Upstairs is the room where I lay awake
The door that's painted grey to display my pain
Look directly above and you'll see a massive chandelier
It doesn't work though, I've been using it to hang my fears
Behind the steps you'll find a church to pray in
But excuse the walls they were burnt by Satan
Kitchen and Dining but no Chef's that cook Seafood
They're more like them Butchers from Resident Evil
Bathroom out back but no power through the walls
These days I hate water I just shower in my thoughts...
See I've got bars to contain my rage, encaged
But they're still saying Braidz is strange for days
Even Kobe couldn't teach me to Fade Away, they say
Can't have your cake and eat it - but it tasted great, I ate!
The paper plate was saved I used to write this
You will never meet another lunatic like me
I'm manic and evil
Been through shit in the past year lost drive ended up in the passenger seat, dude
Honestly I didn't think I'd have me a sequel
Not this fast at least but I'm happy to see you
I'mma build my story more with Crayon Castles and steeples
And then fill it with my Paddlepop People...
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Braidz MC

Braidz MC

About “Crayon Castle” by Braidz MC

Read the complete lyrics to "Crayon Castle" by Braidz MC from the album "Crayon Castles" in 2016. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Conscious Hip-Hop, Australia, Aussie Hip-Hop.

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"Crayon Castle" appears on "Crayon Castles" in 2016.

Visit the Braidz MC artist page at /artist/braidz-mc for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

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