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Munchies Lyrics by Braintax

My Last and Best Album

2008

[Hook]
(Monday I write, Tuesday I record)
(Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so)
(Monday I write, Tuesday I record)
(Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so)
(Monday I write, Tuesday I record)
Teas up!
(Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so)
Teas up!
(Monday I write, Tuesday I reord)
Teas up!
(Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so)
Teas up!

[Verse 1]

Make a pot, that's an art that's stopped
It's one cup, one bag, with the water too hot
Lot's of people smoke pot, that's the ritual too
And I can smooth you right out like a well made brew
I'm not talking Kwik Save, Best Buy or Typhoo
Home brand, no chance, I want PG Tips
Yorkshire Tea hands down, if you give me a choice
Put some honey and some lemon in to smooth my voice

[Hook]
(Monday I write, Tuesday I record)
Teas up!
(Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so)
Teas up!
(Monday I write, Tuesday I record)
Teas up!
(Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so)
Teas up!
(Monday I write, Tuesday I record)
Teas up!
(Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so)
Teas up!
(Monday I write, Tuesday I record)
Teas up!
(Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so)

[Verse 2]

Yo and I'm a biscuit head
I fiend hobnobs, chocolate or plain that's what I said
Bottom down then (Dip me again!)
That's what they say, hold their shape well (Dip me again!)
I don't play, garibaldi if we're talking vintage
And I'm messing with the yo-yo's, green and minted
Like I'm fiending for a bourbon cream or jammie dodger
Digestives for Beryl and Bert, the old codgers
Staple of Elevenses nationwide but we all know hobnobs take the prize
Jaffa Cakes come second cause they take the piss
With like six in a packet so they gone too quick

[Hook]

(Monday I write, Tuesday I record)
Teas up!
(Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so)
Teas up!
(Monday I write, Tuesday I record)
Teas up!
(Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so)
Teas up!
(Monday I write, Tuesday I record)
Teas up!

[Speaking]

'No, no, no, no, no'
'What?'
'Dude'
'What?'
'Dude, it's Saturday evening mate..'
'Yeah?'
'Spurs won for once, Match Of The Day is on and you're in here rapping about tea and biscuits?'
'Come on man do something properly'
'Yeah, ok here we go'

[Verse 3]

Don't call it a pastry, it's a chocolate eclair
And use a plate for it please you're getting chocolate on the chair
Gimme sponge if you've got it cause it dunks well
Keep a lot of cake but not the habit that these punks sell, anyway/
I can rock a subject better than butter
And lemon slice nice, icing on the top, cake cutter
My lifestyle, peak and pastry, tasty lately
Four star ginger kit, Michelin rates me
No fakes, apple crumble does not dunk
Wait, let me break out my survivalist styles
I'm out in the Black Forest making tiramisu
The luxury camper caller but it's for the angel food
Make a brew (Make a brew!)
For my vanilla slice, bought a creme caramel
Looking like the hair upon Vanilla Ice
Getting on the munchies again
Time to make another cuppa it's a herbal blend

[Hook]
(Monday I write, Tuesday I record)
Teas up!
(Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so)
Teas up!
(Monday I write, Tuesday I record)
Teas up!
(Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so)
Teas up!
(Monday I write, Tuesday I record)
Teas up!
(Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so)
Teas up!
(Monday I write, Tuesday I record)
Teas up!
(Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so)
Credits
Braintax

Braintax

About “Munchies” by Braintax

Read the complete lyrics to "Munchies" by Braintax from the album "My Last and Best Album" in 2008. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"Munchies" is credited to Braintax. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Munchies" appears on "My Last and Best Album" in 2008.

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