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The Fight Lyrics by Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Christian Borle, Stephanie J. Block

Falsettos (2016 Broadway Cast Recording)

2016

[JASON]
Just look at me
I'm a world-class traveler
Each Friday night
Travel travel travel
From her house to his house
First take the 104
With my computer
I am just a little kid
Not a commuter
And each Sunday night
Mother comes to get me
And I hear them fight
Everybody's yelling about the bar mitzvah
It's not a wrestling match
Why are they sweating?
It's not a funeral
What's so upsetting?
It's a celebration
Where I get presents
But everybody's yelling
And everybody's ruining it
It's a celebration
Where I get richer
But everybody's yelling
And everybody's ruining it
Everybody's ruining it
Why, oh, why?
What have I done that they'd ruin my bar mitzvah?
[JASON, MARVIN & TRINA]
What have we done that they'd (we'd) ruin my (your) bar mitzvah?
[TRINA]
I want the Applebaums
They're lovely, and they like me
[MARVIN]
They're boring
She just likes the way you dress
[MENDEL]
Well, who wouldn't?
[TRINA]
Have the Applebaums
[MARVIN]
Screw the Applebaums
[JASON]
Please don't do this!
[MARVIN]
Saul's a jerk
[TRINA]
Have them
[MARVIN]
Nix them!
[MENDEL]
Long live the Applebaums!
Arguing takes work
[JASON]
I hate this!
[MARVIN]
Blame her!
It is all a waste
[TRINA, spoken]
Ugh, you're gonna blame me?
You have paintings of dicks!
(sung)
Don't talk to me about taste
[JASON, spoken]
Stop! I don't want a bar mitzvah. Okay? I don't want a bar mitzvah!
[MARVIN & TRINA]
What do you mean you don't want a bar mitzvah?
What do you mean you don't want a bar mitzvah?
How do you think we
How do you think we
How do you think we feel about that?
Credits
Brandon Uranowitz

Brandon Uranowitz

Anthony Rosenthal

Anthony Rosenthal

Christian Borle

Christian Borle

Stephanie J. Block

Stephanie J. Block

About “The Fight” by Brandon Uranowitz

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