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Eating Toothpaste Lyrics by Bratmobile

Ladies, Women and Girls

2000

[Verse 1]
Once upon a time there were two little girls
And they said "How are we gonna make it in this world?
We're eating toothpaste and blue playdough
We got a dress up box with no place to go,"

[Chorus]
Alright, now it's your turn
It's alright, and we're taking that turn

[Verse 2]
You're telling everyone I had too many shoes (Oh, oh)
A paradise with parents that we never got to choose (Oh, oh)
Well, you never knew about the life I had

[Verse 3]
Worst of all you'll see someday
Is the things in life that got taken away
But you can't feel how hard this is

[Pre-Chorus]
You don't know what it's like to be me and
You just know what it's like to be mean
Don't come to my shows no more, no
Don't come near me, no, no, no

[Chorus]
Alright, now it's low tide
It's alright, and I'm surfing that tide

[Bridge]
It's nothing glamorous to you
Fighting and throwing up, a gun for two
Silence and shame, no one to blame

[Verse 4]
We grew up all girl somehow
If feels like men crawling over me now
My body my brain my fingernails

[Verse 5]
We don't like you anymore
And we don't care now what's the score
We can see you hiding there
In sold-out shows but I don't care

[Chorus]
Alright, now it's your turn
It's alright and we're taking that turn
Alright, now it's low tide
It's alright and we're surfing that tide

[Outro]
You don't know what its like to be me
You just know what it's like to be mean
Don't come to my shows no more, no
Don't come near me, no
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Bratmobile

Bratmobile

About “Eating Toothpaste” by Bratmobile

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"Eating Toothpaste" is credited to Bratmobile. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Eating Toothpaste" appears on "Ladies, Women and Girls" in 2000.

Visit the Bratmobile artist page at /artist/bratmobile for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

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