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Peter Fucking Loves Christmas Lyrics by Bread Green

Tales From the Dog Dimension

2021

Boy do I fucking love Christmas (Boy Peter really loves Christmas)
It's the goddamn best (He thinks it's the best)
A miracle- just like asbestos (A miracle- just like asbestos)
Be my Christmas guest (Be his christmas guest)
I get a lot of presents (He gets a lot of presents)
They are really swell (They're evidently swell)
Presents from the peasants (Presents from the peasants)
They can go to hell (What)
Boy do I fucking love Christmas (Boy Peter fucking loves Christmas)
I'm glad I'm not a jew (He's glad he's not a jew)
I hope santa gives us (He hopes Santa gives him)
A big ol' pot of stew (A big ol' pot of stew)
I like eating fruit cake (Fruit cake's just okay)
Even though it smells (It really fucking smells)
All the food that I bake (All the food Peter bakes)
Tastes like jingle bells (Also fucking smells)
Boy do I fucking love Christmas (Boy Peter fucking loves Christmas)
Got new playing cards (Someone got him playing cards)
If you don't like Christmas (If Peter didn't like Christmas)
Suck my fucking nards (My life wouldn't be so hard)

About “Peter Fucking Loves Christmas” by Bread Green

Read the complete lyrics to "Peter Fucking Loves Christmas" by Bread Green from the album "Tales From the Dog Dimension" in 2021. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock, Christmas.

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"Peter Fucking Loves Christmas" appears on "Tales From the Dog Dimension" in 2021.

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