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Gillian McKeith Lyrics by Brett Domino

Gillian McKeith - Single

2010

Oh, Gillian McKeith
What are you doing on "I'm A Celebrity"?
I sit and watch in disbelief
As you're passing out on the ground every night on ITV
Well Gilly used to say she's a doctor
But she doesn't have a PHD
And apparently now she's a celebrity
But she's never been in Heat magazine
Well clearly I'm wrong
Either way she's in the jungle
But recently for Gillian
She's been having a little trouble
Oh Gilly
Why you being so silly?
I wouldn't have a balti if I didn't like chili
So why'd you go and do it?
Everybody must have told ya
"Don't go on that programme if you've got all kinds of phobias"
Oh Mrs McKeith
You're not gonna get any relief
Cause the public seem to like causing grief
So the fainting's only gonna increase
Maybe it's because you lied about your doctorate
Maybe it's because you don't like eating chocolate
Maybe it's because of your obsession with poo
Maybe it's because you look a bit like a goose
Maybe it's because you're pissing people off
Pretending to fall over every time you see a wasp
I don't deny, it must be hard, the tasks they do look tricky
But can't you tackle them a bit more like that Linford Christie?
Oh Gilly
Why you being so silly?
I wouldn't have a balti if I didn't like chili
So why'd you go and do it?
Surely everybody told ya
"Don't go on that programme if you've got arachnophobia"
Oh Gillian
Why're you such a silly'un?
First of all you must be getting paid about a million
You must have seen the show before with your eyes, so reptillian
So I've no sympathy and made yourself into a villain
Oh Gillian... McKeith
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Brett Domino

Brett Domino

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