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My Autobiography Lyrics by Brian David Gilbert

Songs I Don’t Like to Speak About

2016

Born in the ice storm of ‘94
The youngest of three, but with Moose, that makes four
Mom put me in helmets ‘cause my head was large
I looked like a doofus, but she was in charge
I ate a brick bench, got a scar on my lip
Got equinophobia on a field trip
Sold my soul to a demon to see how I die
I enjoy origami and baking some pie
I went to Hopkins and got a degree
But that does not seem to be helping me
Now I live with my mom ‘cause I cannot get work
I still have to wear helmets ‘cause she is a jerk
That demon’s still here, but I do not know why
May 6, 2030 is when I will die
The scene of my death is incredibly bleak
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Read the complete lyrics to "My Autobiography" by Brian David Gilbert from the album "Songs I Don’t Like to Speak About" in 2016. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Comedy, Pop.

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"My Autobiography" appears on "Songs I Don’t Like to Speak About" in 2016.

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