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Sometimes things that are expensive are worse Lyrics by Brian Jordan Alvarez

2017

[FRECKLE]
Oh, I need to tell you about my night last night
[CALEB GALLO]
Oh, tell me all about it
[FRECKLE]
So I'm hanging out in my apartment
I've got some candles lit
I'm feeling good
I've had eight glasses of wine
[CALEB GALLO]
Gotcha
[FRECKLE]
And down in the street I hear these two beautiful boys playing
They're skateboarding
They're doing flips or something
And one of them looks up and has the most beautiful face I've ever seen
Asian
[CALEB GALLO]
Beautiful
[FRECKLE]
And you know how I like a little Asian
You remember my date with Len?
[CALEB GALLO]
Very well
[FRECKLE]
The point is I say
"Woo-hoo boys"
And they sort of look
Thе one who isn't Asian, is Black
[CALEB GALLO]
This...
You don't have to...
This can be a color blind story
[FRECKLE]
But I want to fill it with color
[CALEB GALLO]
Yеah, but I'm just saying... it's like
There's a race problem in Hollywood right now
[FRECKLE]
And in America
A race-ism problem
[CALEB GALLO]
I agree
[FRECKLE]
Well this story isn't racist, it's diverse
If everyone in it were white then it would be racist,
Caleb Gallo
[CALEB GALLO]
You know what,
You're right
Go ahead
[FRECKLE]
So the boys come up to my apartment,
And I'm wearing a robe
I'm only wearing a robe
And I say
"Why don't you come in my boudoir and watch me do a monologue?"
and they say
"Where's the bed?"
and I say
"This is the bed right here"
and they say
"Can we sit on the bed?"
and I say
"Sure, but these are expensive Japanese linen"
and they say
"But they're not even soft!"
and I say
"Sometimes things that are expensive are worse"
[CALEB GALLO]
Wow
[FRECKLE]
So anyway I sucked both their dicks
[CALEB GALLO]
Did you do the monologue?
[FRECKLE]
I did an early work by the master...
[BOTH]
Cameron Diaz
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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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