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Matespritship Lyrics by Broadway Karkat

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[KARKAT, sung]
\nWhenever I see someone less fortunate than I
\nAnd let's face it, right? Who isn't less fortunate than I?
\nMy tender heart tends to start to bleed (And I'm not telling you the color)
\nAnd when someone needs quadrant advice, I've plenty knowledge in supply
\nI know, I know exactly what they need
\nAnd even in your case (Ampora)
\nThough it's the toughest case I've yet to face (Again)
\nDon't worry, this time we will succeed
\nFollow my lead
\nAnd yes, indeed
\nWe'll fix your
\n
\nMatespritship
\nWe'll get you a matespritship
\nI'll teach you the proper poise when you talk to boys
\nLittle ways to flirt and flounce
\nI'll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix that hair
\nEverything that helps to find you a matespritship
\nI'll help you with matespritship
\nYou'll hang with the right cohorts, you'll be good at sports
\nKnow the slang you've got to know
\nSo let's start 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go
\n
\nDon't be offended by my frank analysis
\nThink of it as personality dialysis
\nNow that I've chosen to become
\nYour moirail and adviser, there's nobody wiser
\nNot when it comes to
\n
\nMatespritship
\nI know about matespritship
\nAnd with an assist from me to be who you'll be
\nInstead of the pompous who you were (Well, are)
\nThere's nothing that can stop you from your matesprit anymore... -Mar!
\n
\nLa-la, la-la
\nWe're gonna fix your matespritship
\n
\nWhen I see some hopeless dude who
\nCannot even sense the mood
\nI remind him on his own behalf that there are
\nWays to capture the attention
\nOf disagreeable troll wenches
\nWe don't require brains or knowledge
\nDon't make me laugh!
\n
\n[KARKAT, spoken]
\nThis is a quadrant thing
\nPlease and you know how complicated that can be
\n
\n[KARKAT, sung]
\nIt's not about making sense, it's all pretense
\nSo it's pretty confusing
\nTo understand romance and Nepeta's shipping wall like me
\n
\n[KARKAT, spoken]
\nWhy, Mister Ampora, just look at you. You look pretty fucking good without those ridiculous hipster frames you've always got on... Everybody's a critic
\n
\n[KARKAT, sung]
\nAnd though you protest
\nYour disinterest
\nI know deep in my heart
\nBet you didn't know that you were charming from the start, idiot
\nLa-la, la-la
\nJust don't forget to get that bitch a whale
\nBitches love whales\n\n
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Broadway Karkat

Broadway Karkat

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