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Join the British Army Lyrics by Brobdingnagian Bards

Songs of Ireland

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When I was young I had a twist of punching babies with me fist
And I thought I would enlist and join the British army
Too ra loo ra loo ra loo, they're looking for monkeys up in the zoo
If I had a face like you, I would join the British army
When I was young I used to be as fine a man as ever you'd see;
The Prince of Wales, he said to me, "Come and join the British army."
Sarah Camdon baked a cake; it was all for poor old Slattery's sake
I threw meself into the lake, pretending I was balmy
Corporal Duff's got such a drought, just give him a couple of jars of stout;
He'll kill the enemy with his mouth and savе the British Army
Too ra loo ra loo ra loo, Me curse is on thе Labour crew;
They took your darling boy from you to join the British army
Captain Heeley went away and his wife got in the family way
And all the words that she would say was "Blame the British Army."
Too ra loo ra loo ra loo, I've made me mind up what to do
I'll work my ticket home to you and leave the British army
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Brobdingnagian Bards

Brobdingnagian Bards

About “Join the British Army” by Brobdingnagian Bards

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"Join the British Army" appears on "Songs of Ireland".

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