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Jingle Brocks Lyrics by Brock Baker

2010

Hey, Brock Baker here
With this year's Christmas vid
I hope it gets a million views
Ha! Who are you trying to kid?
You don't keep up with current trends
You don't have giant tits
Unless you're doing voices
People just don't give a shit
But I work hard, no you don't
You can't do anything right
That's not true, oh yes it is
You cry yourself to sleep at night
Don't be so bitter, just be thankful
You have this many fans
Maybe you're right, of course I am
Now here's Karate Dan
I'm Karate Dan
This is my singing voice
When I talk I sound like this
I wish I had a choice (cough)
I can do karate damage
To your face a chest
Up next is Brevan with some films
That he thinks are the best
Oh, Major Payne, Gremlins 2
Big Spice World and Dune
Willow, Labyrinth, Rocky 4
Tremors and Cocoon
Beetlejuice, [?]
Star Wars and ET
If you're a sexy lady
You can watch all these with me
We're the Towinski Twins
Rick and Ron are we
We're always side by side
Even when we pee
For Christmas this year
We want new fanny packs
Which we can fill with both our favorite
Juice boxes and snacks
Quack, quack, quack
Quack, quack, quack
Quack, quack, quack ya see!
We're the Cosby Ducks, come here Theo and Rudy
Since it is Christmas time
We've been forced to sing
Kodak film, [?]
I got jello pudding on my wing
Now please enjoy 'ze rest of ein Christmas song at the slower tempo
It's that special time of year
To spend with family and friends
And since I don't have either
I'll just have to pretend
I hope that Daddy gets
A new yacht for my dog
Now it's time to get smashed
On some holiday eggnog
I broke my fangs off in a fruitcake
This day has been crappy, blah!
Can I go now? I've paid my dues
Get back in the chamber chair
I hope your holidays
Are filled with happiness and cheer
So, Merry Freakin' Christmas
And we'll see you all next year! (blah, ya see!)
And also in HD (wink!)
Credits
Brock Baker

Brock Baker

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