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One Direction vs. 5 Seconds of Summer Lyrics by Animeme Rap Battles

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[Alex]
What's up everyone, my name is Alex
And welcome to 'Animeme Rap Battle of the Bands'
Today we got, One Direction from the UK
Where the tea is always hot
Versus, Five Seconds of Summer from down under
Where the shrimp is always succulent, baby
[Luke Hemmings of 5SOS]
Hold up, give me a sec, or better yet five
You really think you could battle us and actually make it out alive?
Your name is One Direction which is weird, since you all go both ways
You do whatever Simon says just like that children's game
You're a reality show creation, your stuff is straight mindless
The only difference between you and the Kardashians is a stylist
Our music is five-dimensional, mate, yours is 1-D
You don't even write your own songs, you're just singing kareoke
[Harry Styles of 1D]
You'll forever be in our shadows like a total eclipse
We'll devour you like a plate of fish and vinegar chips
Go back to where you came from, bloody boomerang style
Did your Mum drink during pregnancy? Hell, you're a foster's child
What's it like being the least talented blokes in Australia?
It's a low bar to clear, but you're more shite than Iggy Azalea
Your five seconds of fame are up, your music's cookie cutter
We'll put an end to your careers just like your mascot: Croc Hunter
[Luke Hemmings]
Your waxed boyish chests are straight up bizarre
Your name's Harry Styles, what are you, a 70s porn star?
You brits are whiter than white, like a bunch of spooky phantoms
Go step out in the sun, poofters, and stop making those dance club anthems
Five seconds of summer is all the heat you can take
Even at room temperature, we all know that Harry stays baked
You dudes weren't even friends, you met on TV like a couple of actors
How can you be number one when you finished 3rd on X-Factor?
[Harry Styles]
We're the first British group to debut number one on the US chart
No one's ever done it, not Lennon, not Jagger, no, not even McCart
Bigger than Big Ben, we are the biggest thing since The Beatles
I'll have your lady going down under while you're curling up fetal
You wankers are babies, right? We're full grown stars
We could end your lives by leaving you inside of hot cars
We're the gents who made you big, yeah? Now it's time to pay your tax
You'll be back on YouTube still with fewer views than Keyboard Cat
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Animeme Rap Battles

Animeme Rap Battles

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