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Paddington vs. Ted Lyrics by Freshy Kanal

Rap Battle! - Season 4

2021

[Intro]
BONUS BATTLE!
TED
VS
PADDINGTON
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Paddington]
I'm Paddington, pardon my manners or rather the lack of em
Cuz I'll batter MacFarlane's abandon cum-rag a ton
It's tragic, I've never seen a TeD Talk so horny
Trying to get his Woody Buzz'd like Sextoy Story
You're a Boston talking, profit dropping, plush version of Chucky
Your friend got lucky with a girl until you stole her thunder, buddy!
And I'm sorry, but why does this mooch spend hours slacking?
Had is prime in shooting stardom now he's known as Hasbro's has been!
I'd call you washed up, but that odor has power
I'm certain that sperm bank was the last time you showered
Your biggest creeper started scheming until he came up with a deep plan
Until you needed Freeman to help you become a free man!
You left the theaters like John after all your tricks
Looks like your friend Wahlberg isn't the only Mark you missed
[Verse 2: Ted]
Oooh oooh scary, a Peruvian tourist!
Got me quaking even harder than your whole damn rain forest!
Suck my cock you stupid bitch, your getting bear-humped!
On the clock, I'm screwing chicks, your screwing haircuts!
I gotta say we're not the same I'm teaching you the Boston way
You're getting marmalade? I'm getting your mama laid!
The trail of yours gave you like no chance of winning!
If there was a Law and Order case, it would take less than five minutes!
Did you hear? The museum across the town is returning?
I'll have Sam call the taxi, for me to see your taxidermy!
[Verse 3: Paddington]
You're dragging on your rancid plot with all the jokes you're cracking!
I thought it was my name, but my, you're stuffed with tons of padding!
And your broken promises are making Tami-Lynn cry
Because you just don't have the balls to be a Family Guy
Your gags make me gag, that drawn-out shlock is poppycock
You're not a real comedy, clearly you're a Comic Con
Now, this was sure been fun, but Build-a-Bear will get upset when
They find out one of their toys put their best friend on their deathbed
[Verse 4: Ted]
Shut your trap, stupid orphan, you know I rake in bank!
I don't need 107 ways to say I make it rain!
Your name's a train station but my flow will drown you on this track dawg
Yeah, Paddington's a great name, for a fucking tampon!
Your fame is long gone, this will be your swan song!
This dickhead must be on pot, a walking, talking, shlong bong!
I stay dope, harvesting farms like it's no trouble!
Cuz I've been smoking trees since trees were smoking your uncle!
Thought your family forgot you, oh, the look on your face!
Like who'd ya think they are, the whole world after three days?
Im no hooker on the floor, put I'm putting Brown down
Now I gotta work the register, good thing I left ya cashed out
Ye bastard!
Credits
Freshy Kanal

Freshy Kanal

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