[Verse 1: Rebecca Parham/Eggsecutioner] Kids have it over easy these days It’s turning me into a basket case Listen up, peeps! I’m hatchin’ a plan I’m gonna eggsecute all of candy land Every chocolate big or small Ash Wednesday: gotta catch ‘em all Good Friday won’t be so good I’ll crack down on every kid in the neighbourhood [Chorus: Rebecca Parham/Eggsecutioner] Cuz I’m the Eggsecutioner I’m taking over, haven’t you heard? I don’t care if you cry and beg What can I say I’m just a rotten egg Cuz I’m the Eggsecutioner I’m the boss now, haven’t you heard? I don’t care what you have to say You’re about to have a bad hare day [Verse 2: Brock Baker/Eggsterminator] NYAGH! Put the cookie down, now! What’s your problem, anyhow? Somebunny call a doctor, you make me sick! Ha! Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids! I’m the champ, you’re in last place It’s not a tumour, it’s just your face! Get to the choppah! Your rhymes is wack! My style is classical--I’ll be Bach! [Chorus: Brock Baker/Eggsterminator] Cuz I’m the Eggsterminator I’m taking over, haven’t you heard? It was ice to see you But now I must defeat you Cuz I’m the Eggsterminator I’m the boss now, haven’t you heard? You’re drivin’ me crazy So hasta la vista, baby [Verse 3: Rebecca Parham/Eggsecutioner] You can lift all the weights in the world But you still put the old in Arnold You’re more over the hill than a sunset This battle is over, are we done yet? Ooh! You got me so mad that I’m hoppin’ I’ll drop bigger bombs than Batman and Robin Make the kids feel worse on Easter Day Than the time I watched Jingle all the Way [Chorus: Rebecca Parham/Eggsecutioner] Cuz I’m the Eggsecutioner I’m taking over, haven’t you heard? I don’t care if you cry and beg What can I say I’m just a rotten egg Cuz I’m the Eggsecutioner I’m the boss now, haven’t you heard? I don’t care what you have to say You’re about to have a bad hare day [Outro: Brock Baker/Trumpty Dumpty] I’m the Don! Backed by Russian mobsters I’m history’s yugest monster You’ll never get past my border That’s an egg-secutive order I’ll finally build my waaaaaaaaall
Read the complete lyrics to "The Eggsecutioner" by LilDeuceDeuce in 2019. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.
"The Eggsecutioner" is performed by LilDeuceDeuce. in 2019 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL.
Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data.
If you enjoy "The Eggsecutioner", explore more songs by LilDeuceDeuce using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.
"The Eggsecutioner" is credited to LilDeuceDeuce. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.
Album information for "The Eggsecutioner" is not available in our database yet. You can still read the full lyrics on this page.
Visit the LilDeuceDeuce artist page at /artist/lildeucedeuce for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.
