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Handicappet Lyrics by Broder Sofus

Op & Kommende

2020

[Intro]
Hej Peter
Heeey
Hey hva' så Peter?
Hva' sker der, Peter?
Hva' så bro? Hey
(Pah-pah-pah pah pah)

[Vers 1]
Skud ud Peter Mahler, du' en motherfucking G
Vi lægger landet ned, det sku' jo motherfucking ske
Når jeg tropper op, går damerne amok
Se mig gør' dem horny som en triceratops
Og jeg ruller ned af gaden, ruller ned af gaden i en Benz
Føler mig lidt tørstig så jeg popper sgu da lig' en Flens
For jeg ska' være stiv, bitch det ska' vær' lige nu
Jeg bunder lig min øl, og én mer', mens jeg puffer ju

[Omkvæd]
Jeg er så fucked lig' nu (Uh, what the fuck?)
At jeg burde sid' i kørestol, bitch (Du' en fucking bitch!)
Jeg tror jeg har et handicap nu (Av mine fucking ben)
Så jeg burde sid' i kørestol, bitch (Bitch bitch)
Handicapparkering, wooh wooh
For nu sidder jeg i kørestol, bitch (Bitch, bitch, bitch)
Jeg er retarderet lige nu (*Retarderede lyde*)
Så nu sidder jeg i kørestol, bitch

[Vers 2]
En sort mand falder ud af sit hus i et badekar (No, no, no, nooooo!)
Har jeg fået for meget, burde jeg stoppe med at drikke? Nah
Har en dam' som jeg skal hjem og slå
Men jeg kan ikke mærk' min' ben jeg har svært ved at gå
Fuck jeg hader trapper, sæt en rampe op, so
Du ka se mig rulle, kald mig R2D2
Elevatorer er min allerbedste ven
På nær Peter Mahler, han er min aller-aller-bedste ven

[Omkvæd]
Jeg er så fucked lig' nu
At jeg burde sid' i kørestol, bitch (Bitch, bitch, bitch)
Jeg tror jeg har et handicap nu (Jah, jah, jah)
Så jeg burde sid' i kørestol, bitch
Handicapparkering, wooh wooh
For nu sidder jeg i kørestol, bitch (Ruller rundt)
Jeg er retarderet lige nu (Retarderet, yeah)
Så nu sidder jeg i kørestol, bitch

[Outro]
Hey Peter
Hey Peter
Hey Peter

About “Handicappet” by Broder Sofus

Read the complete lyrics to "Handicappet" by Broder Sofus from the album "Op & Kommende" in 2020. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"Handicappet" appears on "Op & Kommende" in 2020.

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