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Ham Lyrics by B.Slade

A Brillant Catastrophe (Beta)

2010

Blah blah who ?
Thank you for me turkey and my ham
Thank you Lord
Thank you for me turkey and my ham
Thank you Jesus
Blah blah who ?
Daddy don't take too long
When you saying yo prayer today ooh yeah
And mama don't take too long
When you pouring that lemonade
Cuz the children are thirsty
And nobody make it like you
I said we're thirsty
All space cadets please report to the Fabulosity Chamber
Transporting ABCBETA on
Thanxgiving day are you ready ?
Um… why is there boo boo floating in the chitterling pot ?
See that's why I don't eat that because
It's like who eats "Boo Boo Tunnel ?"….really?
#iCANT
"Stop steaming up my tail what are trying to do wrinkle it ?"
(eating like a pig)
Sometime you can't be polite…
You gotta ham on em
That's right
Step aside
You gotta ham on em
Ham on em
I'm going ham on em honey
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Sister Sanctified 02:35
She spit them scriptures she studied for a math test and
She got them titties on display but she flat chest
Baby girl you ain't juanita bynum you a hot mess spilling
Tea like you a mascot for lipton but u a christian
Stank face with a fresh pressed
Nope she ain't anointed but the vocals always impress
Regulating newbies but she always in a tight dress
Think she got some game with her brain take a wild guess
Drummers stand in line because they wanna beat her
Tomtoms
Leading praise and worship but nobody can pick
A song
Texting up in the service with her thumb the
Other hand's raised
Gonna make a score after service 2
Get blazed
Tweeting bout this one Texting bout that one Talking
Bout the skinny ones & Talking bout the fat ones If you
Don't know one you know somebody like one
Having conversations up in Denny's with her big mouth
Always talking ish & never know what she be talking bout
"Girl I can't believe what just heard about eddie long
There Outta be a standard & I knew it all along "
If you knew it all along bitch you didn't say nothing
Now you dissappointed with a man but you still fucking
Always looking deep but on the down low you still sucking
Yes I said it boo & I dare you say something say
Something
Always spreading rumors in the praise team
Girl you lackluster & your hair needs some oil sheen
Acting like a grown up but you still pout at 19
Pull your whip over mama & lower your high beams
The Core root of your issue is you low on your self esteem
Tearing others down so your record look squeaky clean
Never stop to think that you might really be hurting folks
You better keep it cute because might end up getting
Choked
Credits
B.Slade

B.Slade

About “Ham” by B.Slade

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"Ham" appears on "A Brillant Catastrophe (Beta)" in 2010.

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