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Breakfast Beer Lyrics by Bubbles and the Shit Rockers

Longhauler

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[Intro]
Okay everybody, this is gonna be a song here about...
This...
Holy fuck Ronnie, you got a big enough drink bud?
[?] bud, woo!
Gear down! You're gonna be fuckin' passed out in the bathroom
No I'm not!
Okay, this is called Breakfast Beer, sing it if you know it
1 ,2 ,3, 4
[Verse]
I wake up, feed the kitties, scratch 'em behind the ears
Hungover again, how did I get here?
Well I don't need no coffee to make my mind clear
I'm goin' to the fridge for a breakfast beer
[Corus]
A breakfast beer, a breakfast beer
Tastes so good a man'll shed a tear
Make a dirty old hangover disappear
The day is so much better with a breakfast beer
[Verse]
I had some toast and some eggs to get me into gear
But I horked 'em back up 'cause my guts were feelin' queer
I bounce outside like a white-tailed deer
Thankin' baby Jesus for my breakfast beer
[Corus]
A breakfast beer, a breakfast beer
Tastes so good a man'll shed a tear
Make a dirty old hangover disappear
The day is so much better with a breakfast beer
[Bridge]
Well I tried shakes and a glass of OJ
It didn't make the pain go away
I can promise "no more boozin'" but it wouldn't be sincere
Standin' at the fridge chuggin' breakfast beer
[Corus]
A breakfast beer, a breakfast beer
Tastes so good a man'll shed a tear
Make a dirty old hangover disappear
The day is so much better with a breakfast beer
A day is so much better with a breakfast beer
Life is so much better with a breakfast beer
[Outro]
Get a breakfast beer right into your guts!
Ya fuckin' non-payin'-attention bastards
Jesus Christ!
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Bubbles and the Shit Rockers

Bubbles and the Shit Rockers

About “Breakfast Beer” by Bubbles and the Shit Rockers

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"Breakfast Beer" appears on "Longhauler".

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