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30 Plan Lyrics by Bug Hunter

Happiness (Without a Catch)

2023

[Verse 1]
And it starts tonight, because tonight's the night
But not just any night, it is movie night!
I would've made you dinner
But my toaster broke

So you put on a little sci-fi film
About the dangers of blah, blah, blah, whatever
I am barely watching, time is standing still
I'm about to change my life forever

I ask you if we can chat a minute
And you say: "Sure, when the movie's finished"
So I fast-forward to the end and say:
"I think we should be more than friends," and you say

"Look, you're great"
Uh-oh, that's not a good start
You say you're not ready for that and
Don't wanna mess up what we have

But! "I have an idea," you say
And you reach into your bag of things that 20-year olds think are good ideas
And you pull out this massive classic gem

[Chorus]
If we're both still single at 30, will you marry me?
It's a pinky promise shifted one to the right
It's too soon for I do's, will you take an I might?

If we're both still single at 30
And I am not your first choice
But I'm a solid 30 plan
Hot damn safety net that I am!

You gotta back up, love, so you know where I stand
I'll take a maybe, a shot, or a chance
Yeah, I'll take a maybe, a shot, or a chance

[Verse 2]
So we cut to the scene where I build a machine
But not just any machine, it is a time machine!
I made it from my toaster
Like that movie: Hot Toast Time Machine

I load a bagel in the future slot
Set to ten and smack down on the lever
A decade passes in a single thought
I'm about to change my life forever

I find you and you're still single
I am obviously single
It's like a tale from a storybook
Until you say: "How does 40 look?"

But wait! I'm pretty sure you said, and I quote:

[Chorus]
If we're both still single at 30, will you marry me?
It's a time capsule, no, it's a proposal
A little bit of neither and a little bit of both, so

Now we're both still single at 30, but apparently
What you really meant to say was:
Ah, come on! Let's pick an arbitrary number
Kick the can down the road before we tie it to the bumper
You never thought we'd single at 30
(We're single at 30, we're single at 30)

But I am still not your first choice
But I'm a solid 40 plan
Hot damn safety net that I am

You gotta back up, love, so you know where I stand
I'll take a maybe, a shot, or a chance
Yeah, I'll take a maybe, a shot, or a chance

[Verse 3]
There are no bagels in the future
I have got one left but two slots in my toaster

One'll take me forward
One'll take me back
One's another chance
And one is closure

I load my bagel, I've made up my mind
Set to ten and smack down on the lever
A decade passes as I go through time
I'm about to change my life forever
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Bug Hunter

Bug Hunter

About “30 Plan” by Bug Hunter

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"30 Plan" appears on "Happiness (Without a Catch)" in 2023.

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