Lyrks
Lyrks
Lyrks
Cover Art

Gaston Lyrics by Original Broadway Cast of Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the Beast: The Broadway Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)

1994

[Gaston, spoken]
Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man!
[Lefou, spoken]
Darn right!
[Gaston, spoken]
No one says "no" to Gaston! Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear!
[Lefou, spoken]
More beer?
[Gaston, spoken]
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced
[Lefou, spoken]
Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together
(sung)
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why...
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
[Lefou & Chorus]
No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
[Lefou]
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
[Gaston]
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
[Chorus]
My what a guy, that Gaston!
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
[Lefou]
Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drips!
[Chorus]
No one fights like Gaston!
Douses lights like Gaston!
[Lefou]
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
[Bimbettes]
For there's no one as burly and brawny
[Gaston]
As you see, I've got biceps to spare!
[Lefou]
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
[Gaston]
That's right!
And every last inch of me's covered with hair!
[Chorus]
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
[Lefou]
In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston!
[Gaston]
I'm especially good at expectorating
Ptooie!
[Chorus]
Ten points for Gaston!
[Gaston]
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
[Chorus]
Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that Gaston!
No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
[Lefou]
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
[Gaston]
I use antlers in all of my decorating
[Chorus]
My what a guy
Gaston!
Credits
Original Broadway Cast of Beauty and the Beast

Original Broadway Cast of Beauty and the Beast

About “Gaston” by Original Broadway Cast of Beauty and the Beast

Read the complete lyrics to "Gaston" by Original Broadway Cast of Beauty and the Beast from the album "Beauty and the Beast: The Broadway Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)" in 1994. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop, Broadway, Disney.

"Gaston" is performed by Original Broadway Cast of Beauty and the Beast. from the album "Beauty and the Beast: The Broadway Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)" in 1994 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Gaston", explore more songs by Original Broadway Cast of Beauty and the Beast using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for Original Broadway Cast of Beauty and the Beast · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"Gaston" is credited to Original Broadway Cast of Beauty and the Beast. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Gaston" appears on "Beauty and the Beast: The Broadway Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)" in 1994.

Visit the Original Broadway Cast of Beauty and the Beast artist page at /artist/original-broadway-cast-of-beauty-and-the-beast for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.