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He Sued His Wife Lyrics by Caleb Landry Jones

Hey Gary, Hey Dawn

2024

He sued his wife cuz when she had his kids
They came out lookin' like little frogs and pigs
She never brought up the slice and dice
She had just before she became his wife
And in Taiwan, extended her legs
She was two-foot-four and now she stands at four-foot-eight
In Singapore they shaved her calves
And in due time, they taught her spine not too laugh
She had the duck bill replaced last Jan
He used to wonder why she waddled when she ran
And he called the farm up, hauled off those kids
He sat while rubbing his little brown forehead
He'd grown to love her and in the night
Admits he liked her snarl and her bite
And he looked above him and pity, pinned
Fell through the ceiling, and back on top of him
He broke his nose, damaged his rib
And pity stayed down, down, on top of him
He sues his wife, cuz when she had his kids
They came out lookin' like little frogs and pigs
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Caleb Landry Jones

Caleb Landry Jones

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"He Sued His Wife" appears on "Hey Gary, Hey Dawn" in 2024.

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