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Hey Now You’re A Fitz Lyrics by Turtle The Exiled

2020

[Verse 1: Turtle The Exiled]
Somebody once told me that I could hurt me buddy by cheating with a whore online
So I shaved off all my hair and simped for a thot and ruined my friends damn life
So ill cuck a good friend and ill make cringey content
Counting that social blade negative symbol
Join the Dr. Disrespect Champion Club
Simped for a girl and ruined my career
Irrelevancy that is my dream, taking online simping to the extreme
You never know who I might cuck, so I can get the suck

[Chorus: Turtle The Exiled]
Hey Now You're A Fitz, Join Pro Jared MLG
Hey Now You're A Fitz, Cheat With Katie
I love ruining friendships
Let me at your girlfriends please I beg of you

[Bridge: Katerino & QTCinderella & Fitz & Rajj Patel]
Katerino: "I am the type of person who I think that I should explore all my options, and try to find exactly who is best for me before I settle down and actually date someone, I don't see anything wrong with it."
Fitz: "Neither do I"
QTCinderella: "Settle down?"
Rajj Patel: "Wow Interesting"
Rajj Patel: "Katerino, Congratulations! You Have Been Selected as the winner of the The Rajjchelor featuring Fitz, Congratulations."

[Verse 2: Turtle The Exiled]
Hey Now You're A Katerino, Fuck your Bf's Best Friend
Hey Now You're A Katerino, Go back to irrelevancy
I thought I was slick, thought I was
Somebody once said, "off to fuck your bitch! Haha! Just kidding right?"
Guess he wasn't what a concept, well ruined his career anyways
Guess Good Guy Fitz isn't so good?
Well friendship lost and my simping paid off
Cheat on my friend and ill call people "faggot"
Makes alot of sense to give up this shit
Lost alot of money from being a trick
Hurting friends that is my plan, Simping for hookers to the extreme
I love mail order brides, because my brain is fried

[Chorus: Turtle The Exiled]
Hey Now You're A Fitz, Get your Simp on Baldie
Hey Now You're A Katerino, Wait a minute who are you?

[Outro: Turtle The Exiled]
I Idolize mediocre pussy at best
Katerino please let me bust a fat nut on your lips

About “Hey Now You’re A Fitz” by Turtle The Exiled

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