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Stephen Tried Lyrics by Callum Adams

2019

[Verse 1: Callum Adams]
How you gonna talk about a register?
You're a known nonce and you got red hair
Only want girls without hair down there
And your ears flap large as they move through the air
Stephen tried, tried but failed
Now listen to these bars while man gets nailed
Keep out of parks 'fore man gets jailed
This nasally nonce get stamped like mail
Don't shoot shots that you can't see
Have you lost the plot? You're like five-foot-three
I'm big, you're not, you can't run with me
I'm an alpha male, you drink herbal tea
So Stephen please
With an evening breeze, could knock you out with ease
Don't step to me
Honestly, you ever even seen me squeeze?
Never seen a man throw shapes like these
[Chorus 1: Callum Adams]
Stephen, you better watch yourself
Start leaving your projections to yourself
Trust me, it's better for your health
I'll delete this bell fiend and call him Delph
[Verse 2: Tom Stockdale]
Stephen is an anagram of "he spent"
And he spends time in the evening
Wining and dining the girl that he's meating
He met her outside of a parents' evening
It gives him a buzz while he's out creeping
Sat in the bush, watching people sleeping
Woody in his hand but Woody's weeping
Guess he's still upset about Andy leaving
When he gets home and he starts weeping
A pile of tissues lay where he's sleeping
Saturation, you can see them seeping
Boats of the deep, they're full of semen
Strands stretch long from the floor to the ceiling
Living like that don Hagrid was keeping
Callum Adams is an anagram on "u call madams"
And you call madams of youth that haven't left school yet a challenge
Still can't find balance on a bike is what you like
'Cause like my bars, they're tight see
I'm sorry if I seem a bit harsh Steve
I gotta get involved when big C needs me
Don't chat gas man, it's so easy
Even seen a man throw shapes like these, G?
You've never seen a man throw shapes like these, Steve
Ever seen a man throw shapes like these, chief?
[Chorus 2: Callum Adams]
Stephen, you better watch your back
I'm hearing you've been talking smack
William called me a Tic Tac
But he was wise enough to take it back
[Verse 3: Callum Adams]
0161 Stephen Tries
He gets stiff when children cry
He'd get nicked if you were wise to the pics on his hard drive
It's too late to apologise
I think it's time you recognise
You've made a mistake, I'm oversized
I'm prime steak and you're pint size
[Outro: Tom Stockdale]
When I say Stephen, you say nonce
Stephen, nonce
Stephen, nonce
When I say Stephen, you say nonce
Stephen, nonce
Stephen, nonce
When I say Stephen, you say mong
Stephen, mong
Stephen, mong
When I say Stephen, you say mong
Stephen, mong
Stephen, mong
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Callum Adams

Callum Adams

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