[Intro]
Big up Behz
I got you, brother, I got you (got you, got you)
[Verse]
I'm calm, I got a little rice in my palm
I used to like you, but attack my friends and end up like a Peshwari naan
I swear, my friends were like, "Are you sure you want this beef?"
His videos bang, slap and smack your head
Off the back of a roulette wheel in the MGM Grand
Don't make me fly there, don't make me go
Don't make me bring my Vegas trip
6 months forward just to go to your yard and take every dollar that you've ever shown
You really went in, really good vid
Didn't hold back, not even a bit
Psych! Took you a week to come up with that shit?
Pause, let's go back to why we're here
You took shots at his sub count 'cause your numbers have come in under a year?
What is that fear? Wait, are those tears?
Has AfroGum taken you up the rear?
Be careful who you send for because quickly those subs will (gasp)
Man clickbaits on the everyday
Man clickbaits in every way
Man clickbaiting girls like "I last forever"
They're like "LOL, I faked"
Coming at Behz for all his collabs
Find it kinda funny how you can say that
When your most video is clearly fake
In your own living room sitting 6 hours straight
I guess 20,000 dollars is what it takes to get girls to holla
Acting like a big baller
Take it down a notch, I'll do the honour
Sidemen diss track, Wroetoshaw diss
Sidemen sidebar, what the fuck is this?
All these tricks to get more views
When you blow up quick, got a lot to lose
Ladies and gentlemen, roll up, let's dish out some truth
I was out in LA at Vidcon in June
Remember my girl was standing next to you?
Didn't introduce yourself, kinda rude
And alright, it's her fault, too
Maybe you were in a socially awkward mood
First thing you said was "How many subs do you have?" – really, dude?
I thought rice was supposed to be useful, fix my phone and that
But you're not useful at all, same old content, plus vanilla and clapped
I see them vlogs, I see them Instas; different girl, but the same old picture
Buying them bare shit, right? I guess that's how you trick them
I saw your vid with Fousey, I took two takes
All for the YouTube drama channels "to make a severe mistake"
I knew that shit wasn't real – shaky camera, bad acting, it didn't look right
I knew that he was fake, but you as well? I see the light!
I also see a little pattern happening because I'm not the only one
With a sick diss track back at you, but you only reply to some
What about Gabbie's? She murdered you, but not a comment or a tweet?
If Behz has no apology, I'm going back to back, and you are Meek
I loved your content at the start; fresh, new, it wasn't corny
I got your DM when I followed you – "Aye thanks homie!"
I told you how much it made me laugh, but what went wrong?
Run out of ideas and kids to bully? It was always the same old song?
Your video was up for 20 mins and you went and changed the description
"My video would have got no views; nobody knows him, listen"
"Thanks to all the Sidemen – I mean, please don't diss me back"
Should've thought 'bout that before, bro, you fake hypebeast twat
Fake Yeezys, fake Off-White, fake LV, fake appetite
Fake girls, fake friends, fake life, fake ends
Fake AfroGum, fake money, fake content, fake honey
I have to stop, man, I feel bad, but damn, this shit is funny
[Outro] (Parody of "Closer" by The Chainsmokers)
Bending RiceGum over in the backseat of my Uber
This guy's crying, YouTube rewind
People be like 'Huh, who's this guy?'
Have you ever blown your nose?
That shit's always sounding closed
This is how to rap, I've shown you
But for now this rap is over
