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Child’s Play Lyrics by CALYPSO (USA)

Major Motion Monster

2022

[Verse 1]
It's naptime for you
Someone's getting cranky
Is it 'cause women don't want you?
Frankly I think
That you could use a permanent timeout
But we both know
That you'd sit and pout and cry out
That "Boys have nothing, women have it all"
Are you blind?
Where'd you get the audacity, the gall to imply
That men have the hardest struggles?
You and your guy friends are insufferable
[Chorus]
Crybaby bitch
Where's your pacifier?
You're a no-good narc, a liar
No one wants you
Tough shit kiddo
Are you fucking four years old?
Wah wah wah, woe is me
Brush your fucking teeth
Sick of your vile aroma
Drink yourself into a coma
[Verse 2]
(Ahem)
Now that that's out of the way
Are you done
With the juvenile activities, the fuckin' child's play
I'm over all your outbursts
(Your tantrums)
Directed towards the women
Whose autonomy you demand of
What's so hard for you to understand?
Are you dense?
No behavior you've exhibited makes any fucking sense
Hollow brain and useless muscles
You and your frat bros are insufferable
[Chorus]
Crybaby bitch
Where's your pacifier?
You're a no-good narc, a liar
No one wants you
Tough shit kiddo
Are you fucking four years old?
Wah wah wah, woe is me
Brush your fucking teeth
Sick of your vile aroma
Drink yourself into a coma
Crybaby bitch
Where's your pacifier?
You're a no-good narc, a liar
No one wants you
Tough shit kiddo
Are you fucking four years old?
Wah wah wah, woe is me
Brush your fucking teeth
Sick of your vile aroma
Drink yourself into a coma
[Break]
Wah wah wah, woe is me
Brush your fucking teeth
Sick of your vile aroma
Drink yourself into a coma
[Chorus]
Crybaby bitch
Where's your pacifier?
You're a no-good narc, a liar
No one wants you
Tough shit kiddo
Are you fucking four years old?
Wah wah wah, woe is me
Brush your fucking teeth
Sick of your vile aroma
Drink yourself into a coma
Wah wah wah, woe is me
Brush your fucking teeth
Sick of your vile aroma
Drink yourself into a coma
Credits
CALYPSO (USA)

CALYPSO (USA)

About “Child’s Play” by CALYPSO (USA)

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"Child’s Play" appears on "Major Motion Monster" in 2022.

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