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Money is now illegal Lyrics by CapDude

Despise me

2022

[Intro]
Fuck
Another crime on the list
Fuckin-
*mic cutting out*
What the fuck
Mic check
This stupid ass shit Don't work what the fuck
Hell
I'll just smoke up
And choke up (cough cough)
Snort Coke up
[Bridge]
Got pulled over for being high on methadone
I told the cops I had 50 kilos at meth at home
Drove right outta their fucking zone
Went home and flushed it while screaming oh no where'd it go
Like bloody marry when she stabs her toe
[Verse 1]
My money weighs as much as weevles
I'm broke as ass and I'm weak still
Money is now illegal
Fucking ass like a beagle
(What)
Money that I can see through
Tripping on drugs like a mother fucking sneezer
He gotta go listen to Weezer
To think clearer
But still got caught
Shooting up a beer store
Gunshot louder then a
Cheek claps of a thick thot
(dun dundle dahh Breaking news)
Kansas city drug ring caught
Getting fucked
[Chorus]
Is money fucking illegal
Is money illegal
I guess it is pretty illegal
Is money illegal
I guess that moneys illegal
Because money is illegal
And that's just the way it is
[Verse 2]
Why you act so toxic
Suck my dick or i'll put you in a mob hit
And shoot your newborn kid for being associated with it
Shit i know my place and it ain't good ain't it
I'm sick of pain and being in it
I just wanna get rid of it
And live my life like it ain't shit
Is money fucking illegal
Ducking from cops hiding a deagle
Get pulled over for speeing in speedos while my trunk hauls three hoes
With slit throats above a floor they bleed through like my money It's see through
Bet the feds won't see through
My disguise
They ain't no got good eyes
I robbed a bank too damn fast
Guess i couldn't make the blood money last
Red diamonds let them dry fast and flake off like car tracks
Slaves escaped and made a target
A far get from the sand land to the tar pit
[Bridge]
Guess I'm a criminal
A little too cynical
Thinking too critical
I'm delusional
On the usual
Bitch I ain't even fucking mad at you
What did you do
Too make me mad at you
I don't always got a fucking attitude
[Chorus]
Is money fucking illegal
Is money illegal
I guess it is pretty illegal
Is money illegal
I guess that moneys illegal
Because money is illegal
And that's just the way it is
[Verse 3]
Drug money on my back
Like breaking bad
15 hundreth time watching that fucking show bro I know every plot every line every go zone
Where to pause and where to press on show
Still ain't bored guess I'm easy to entertain
Like crime in a limousine on the scene
With you and me
Cause you're so pretty
It's like a fucking love scene
More of a story then my first album
It was a c
This one floats on the sea
Guess it all was a love story
Sorry if it was boring
I was too busy boring
Unloading
Hoarding and aborting
Tax evasion
What the fuck isn't insane then
You really telling me I gotta pay taxes and
I can't own money in masses
Shit
Thats a bad habit
Fix it for me so I can keep cooking batches
Under the hatches just lift up my mattress
I gotta whole fucking lab down there like a movie and actress cause acting is massive
(thank you super ninjas)
No its Supa ninjas
Well. back under the mattress
Just practice
How they gonna find you if you ain't at it
Underground hiding in plain sight
Flying kites watching birds fly by
I might die this fucker ain't back with my fries and my iced cap on time
I make references to my own life expecting you to know it
I'm so full of myself even with that info I still write it and record it
Even if you don't get it you still into it
And listen to that shit
Like you obsessed with it
And to be clear I ain't gonna complain about it
I'm just in pain about it
Can you just understand it
Speaking of complains about it
If you ever feel as dumb as an airplane with a pouch in the couch in it
Picture this shit and remember it
A culture on cancelling people that say fucked up shit exists
But its run by dumb bitches
Snitches
Which is funny cause more of pre teens and kids in it
Thinking they running it
They dumb shit
So
Don't do drugs kids don't do it
Cause that's the age that's fucking in it
Ain't the only point that I'm gonna make
Cause you cancelled a guy that already made it which means you did nothing but look dumb and give him the thumbs down
If you know who I'm talking about lucky you happy you were around but you can go now and turn right around right about now
Time too run now I got cancelled so you expect me to get arrested
Should have tested this
Just shut the screen and it's gone now
[Outro]
Haha im just fucking around
Run fast
From the cops cause money is now illegal
Oh fuck
Duck
I don't think this wall is see through
If you understood anything i said there
Congratulations
Your ears work
Credits
CapDude

CapDude

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