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Candidates’ Hello! Lyrics by Capitol Steps

Take the Money and Run for President

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(Doorbell rings)
Mitt: Is that the doorbell? I’m not expecting anyone, come in…

Hello, look who is joining me
It’s all my friends that I’m debating in the GOP

Herman Cain:
Hello, my name is Herman Cain
There’s a 50-50 chance I’m certifiably insane

Newt:
Hello, I’m Newt, remember me?
And if you’re poor you should be working by the age of three

Michelle Bachmann:
Hello, it’s really me, Michelle
And anyone who doesn’t vote for me is going straight to…

Perry:
Hell-o, Rick Perry is your guy
And did I mention Herman Cain just tried to rub my thigh

Santorum:
Hello, Santorum here to say
I will proudly lead America, except the part that’s gay

Paul:
Hello, I’m back again Ron Paul
And if, like me, you’re anti-government don’t vote at all

Santorum: Who’s that?
Perry: That’s Huntsman over there
Paul: He’s just a basic, decent guy; that’s why he hasn’t got a prayer

Candidates:
Hello, our next election day
You can say no to hope and change and choose a better way
Just go, down to your polling place
And put an X next to my face

Michelle (Santorum): Because this vote could change your life (…vote could change my life…)

Newt: I’ll change my wife!

Mitt (Candidates): Don’t vote Obama (…Obama…)

Candidates:
Hell, no!

About “Candidates’ Hello!” by Capitol Steps

Read the complete lyrics to "Candidates’ Hello!" by Capitol Steps from the album "Take the Money and Run for President". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"Candidates’ Hello!" appears on "Take the Money and Run for President".

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