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2πx. + The Square Root of Me ÷ You + 3Y² = Love Lyrics by Captain Ahab

Bot Pirate

2002

[Verse]
4*x + cos(e)
Is the loving equation you will get from me
I'm gonna factor you down until you beg for more
'Cause tonight I'm gonna love you to the power of 4
I'm your lower common denominator
And I'll pleasure your digits with my calculator
I'll find out if you know √3
And I'm gonna sex you up mathematically
[Verse]
I'll multiply your body times -8
And I'll use the slide rule to calculate
How I'll grab your function on an x/y plane
And cross-multiply the fractions in your brain
Well, a² + b² may equal c²
But baby there's no way to reduce "you" over "me" squared
We'll long divide 'til our remainder's gone
And we'll cancel out our variables all night long
[Chorus]
(2πx * √me) / (you + 3y²)
(2πx * √me) / (you + 3y²)
(2πx * √me) / (you + 3y²)
(2πx * √me) / (you + 3y²) = love
= love
[Verse]
Carry the 1 and subtract the 2
Reduce the fraction and the floating point too
I'm gonna find the length of your hypotenuse
And discover if your angles are acute or obtuse
I'll determine the arcs of each of your curves
And I'll multiply your [?] to find your nerves
My love ≥ 3
And I'm gonna sex you up mathematically
[Break]
Oh, baby
Oh, yeah
I'm just getting started
Aw, yeah
Divide, divide
Now multiply
Now add, subtract
[Chorus]
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Captain Ahab

Captain Ahab

About “2πx. + The Square Root of Me ÷ You + 3Y² = Love” by Captain Ahab

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