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Dis Dick Lyrics by Carter D

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Dis DICK

My dick cost the late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on double featured screens
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick bigger than a bridge
Your dick like a little kids
My dick rush like the chargers
The whole team
Your shit look like you 14

My dick locked in a cage right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick so hot its stolen
Your dick looks like Gary Coleman

My dick pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a caesar doo
Your dick needs a tweezer dude

My dick is like a surprise
Your dick looks like two fries
My dick more mass than the earth
Your dick has staff
It needs work

My dick been there done that
Your dick sits there with a dunce cap
My dick VIP
Your shit needs ID

It's time that we let the world know
DUDE
It's time to let your girl go
Es Three is the best in the business
PS
We got dicks like Jesus X2

My dick needs no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch in
Your dick it look like a munchkin

My dick size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick good good loving
Your dick good for nothing

My dick benched pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at thrifty
My dick pretty damm skimpy
Your dick hungry as a hippy

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and quiffs
My dick rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll up
My dick grade A beef
Your dick may day geek

My dick sick and dangerous
Your dick quick and painless
My dick
Nuff Said
Your Dick Bitch
Loves Sweat

It's time that we let the world know
DUDE
It's time to let your girl go
Es Three is the best in the business
PS
We got dicks like Jesus X2

It's time that we let the world know
DUDE
It's time to let your girl go
Es Three is the best in the business
PS
We got dicks like Jesus X2

WHAT FLAVOUR WAS IT? BIG JUICY COCK
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About “Dis Dick” by Carter D

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