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Manlyology Lyrics by Cast of Galavant

Galavant: The Complete Collection

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[RICHARD]
(spoken)
Whoa! This is amazing! What's that smell?
[GARETH]
Testosterone
[RICHARD]
Mmmm, musky
[GARETH]
If you want your wife to respect you, you have to earn her respect. You need to man up
[RICHARD]
But how?
[GARETH]
It just so happens you're talking to a professor of the art of manhood. Lesson one: Historical background
(sung)
Way back in the ancient ocean
Live a flabby, pitiful thing
It was soft and pale
Neither female or male
Rather like you, my king
This creature was lacking a backbone
It couldn't stand tall and free
'Til it grew a spine
And a pair like mine
And evolved into well, me
Now frankly, this could take you
A good ten million year
Me, I know a shortcut
May I have some volunteers?
[CHEF]
(spoken)
He's looking at me, isn't he?
[GARETH]
(sung)
Throw back your shoulders
Suck in that gut
Seize the advantage
And kick some butt
Do watcha want
And do it violently
That'sthe secret of manlyology
(spoken)
Any questions?
[RICHARD]
(spoken)
Will there be a quiz?
[GARETH]
(spoken)
No, moving on. Lesson two: Theory and Application
(sung)
Now, manhood's pretty simple
It's a display of relative might
Men give commands and eat with their hands
[RICHARD]
Leave the toilet seat up?
[GARETH]
Damn right
Does a man ever order a spritzer?
[RICHARD]
No!
[GARETH]
Does a man wear sandals with socks?
[RICHARD]
No?
[GARETH]
Does he own a cat?
[RICHARD]
Yes!
[GARETH]
Sure about that?
[RICHARD]
Um...
[GARETH]
Does he think about miniature rocks?
[RICHARD]
Pass!
[GARETH]
Does a man mind blood in his mustache?
[RICHARD]
What?
[GARETH]
Does he care if he smells like arse?
[RICHARD]
Whose?
[GARETH]
Does he pick his nose?
[RICHARD]
Eww
[GARETH]
Bros before hoes?
[RICHARD]
Duh!
[GARETH]
Close enough
You pass
[RICHARD]
By George, I think I've got it!
[GARETH]
Well, we'll get you up to speed
[RICHARD]
Maybe a private lesson?
[CHEF]
Guess I volunteer
[GARETH]
No need
Kick into action
And crack that whip
Crush all emotion
And one last tip
Don't miss your yearly colonoscopy
That's the secret of manlyology
[RICHARD]
(spoken)
Oh Gareth! I can't thank you enough! Tomorrow night I shall dine with Madelena. I will show her all I've learned. Come here, you!
[GARETH]
(spoken)
Oi! I've only hugged one man in my life. It was the day my father died. I squeezed that rotten bastard to death
[RICHARD]
(spoken)
Right. We'll hug later. Good talk
[GARETH]
(spoken)
Yeah
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Cast of Galavant

Cast of Galavant

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