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Norm Recites the FitnessGram™ Pacer Test Lyrics by Cast of M.W.C.A - Virtual Edition

M.W.C.A. Original Cast Recording

2021

[NORM]
Hi, I’m Norm! The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal-
[DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
(*interrupting*) What the- Norm? What are you doing?
[NORM]
It’s fitness time, sir!
[DOOF]
It’s intermission.
[NORM]
The perfect time to burn off those calories!
[DOOF]
What even- whеre did you get this manual? What is this, from the 80s?
[NORM]
A singlе lap should be completed each time you hear this sound.
(*Ding*)
[DOOF]
(*upset upon recognizing the noise*)
Oh man, that noise! It brings up horrible memories!
[NORM]
Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible.
[DOOF]
No, not this… ….resurfacing thoughts of being publicly humiliated as I ran out of breath in gym class…
[NORM]
The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.
[DOOF]
...like a madeleine dissolving in tea, I remember the rude Stropshire boy...
[NORM]
The test will begin on the word start.
[DOOF]
...tripping me over my shoelaces continuously, ohh...
[NORM]
On your mark, get ready-
[DOOF]
Nope, nope! We’re not doing this! That’s one tragic backstory I was perfectly happy repressing, and now you’ve ruined it. Go to the next song.
[NORM]
Oh, boy!
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Cast of M.W.C.A - Virtual Edition

Cast of M.W.C.A - Virtual Edition

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