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Moron With The Bodhran Lyrics by Ceann

2008

Call now, it’s time to act
It’s the drum that plays itself and that’s a fact
You got no talent? No need to fear
We’ve got the instrument you need right over here
Cause there’s no wrong way to play a bodhrán
Just hit it with a stick
So be the moron with the bodhrán
And hope the moron with the bodhrán gets the chicks
No need to practice; nothing to learn
We’d send them C.O.D. but they’d all just get returned
No money down, no credit cheques
And if you don’t have rhythm, no one suspects
Cause there’s no wrong way to play a bodhrán
Just hit it with a stick
So be the moron with the bodhrán
And hope the moron with the bodhrán gets the chicks
Let’s assume that you’re just dumb
A bodhrán is a crappy Irish drum
Or let’s assume you’re not that bright
You’re just a tourist so I learned to play it right
Cause there’s no wrong way to play a bodhrán
Just hit it with a stick
So be the moron with the bodhrán
And hope the moron with the bodhrán gets the chicks
Supply’s are low, why would I lie?
Don’t let the deal of the century pass you by
It sounds so great that you’ll be shocked
Cause it’s basically a big wet cardboard box
And there’s no wrong way to play a bodhrán
Just hit it with a stick
So be the moron with the bodhrán
And hope the moron with the bodhrán gets the chicks
Cause there’s no wrong way to play a bodhrán
Just hit it with a stick
So be the moron with the bodhrán
Or better yet, just smash it with a brick
Who the hell is Séamus Kennedy?
I’m Séamus Kennedy
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Ceann

Ceann

About “Moron With The Bodhran” by Ceann

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