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Hoop Lyrics by Celestaphone

Weevil in Disguise

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[Verse 1]
Like a vampire biting Charlie Sheen's neck fat
Or goth chicks with hardly clean pet bats, I'm just stressed that
Spit game's a hassle like mono spin the bottle
It's just awful when rap models become fossils
Skin that's got mo' dips than Connecticut potholes
Thin brats not close to menopausal, puberty models
Soon to be top of all tom foolery sought out
By you hip hop fans that will usually fondle
That raw ish as long its done with puppy paw prints
In the ball pit youngin won't duck yuh calls yet
Take in this beat in the heat and it's guaranteed
Making your feet dance routine do a scary thing
Deranged claim to fame, bangarang
The name was chained to frame
Hard to maintain and look the same
Hard to maintain and book the same

[Verse 2]
Rap game do like youth and a rebel too
And hates repeats like (like) an echo do
Bout to get a pebble soon
Metal spoons to shovel food
In faces, in places were muffles glued if unaided
That's great you innovated but really kept us waiting
KRS said he's considered a 33rd degree
And just fed murder tree, Cerbera hurting thee-
Hip hop, long gone from gospel, not an apostle
Don't got those, that show got caulked at the tonsils
Shut 'em up, go grab the records, cut 'em up
Nothing but dope crap busting decks for loving us
If shit's not clicking, no WoW farming grinding
Then time gets ticking, no Howard and Eilish
Hip hop lost it's stomp, gunshot to the trot
And whatnot, rough lot done bought buckshot
Aim for the prickle needle styling and grooving sound
Shame you're so fickle, we will find means to do it now
From homeless, lice on bald fools, dice with Azul
To domme school chock-full of Islam rule, not cock tools
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Celestaphone

Celestaphone

About “Hoop” by Celestaphone

Read the complete lyrics to "Hoop" by Celestaphone from the album "Weevil in Disguise". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"Hoop" is credited to Celestaphone. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Hoop" appears on "Weevil in Disguise".

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