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Welcome Lyrics by Celestaphone

Tying Up Loose Friends

2018

[Dr. Lupegerpageamandodopenstein]
Hello I am Dr. Lupegerpageamandodopenstein
Are you depressed?
Do you have anxiety?
Do you sometimes ask yourself: Why am I here?
Well do I have the product for you!
In fact it's less of a product, it's more a solution
This solution is radio, and you are listening to..

[Celestaphone & Radio Owner]
What did I do?
You know this is supposed to be a spot for the campus radio right?
Uh yeah
Why does it sound like a goddamn pharmaceutical advertisement
Oh come on dude! Half of the people in this stupid campus should be on suicide watch in the first place. You put anxiety and depression in an advertisement, you wouldn't be able to force these people to stop listening, it's genius if you ask me, and I swear I've got this down to a tee my friend
Now listen here buster
Shut your ass up you whore!
I don't got you on contract to talk back to me I'm gonna need a broadcasting spot ASAP I need it straightforward and concise. Now listen here, if you can't deliever this in the next let's say... Two hours? Then you're fired
You don't wanna know what happens to people I fire

What a ballbuster
Well that's Bushwig for yuh
Just a bunch of ball busting bitches
I should come back here and shoot everyone, just shoot them all in the fucking face!
Yeah I'll... no it's too cliché
You'll know what I'll do?
I'll make a hip-hop album
I'll bitch about it on some beats

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"Welcome" is credited to Celestaphone. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Welcome" appears on "Tying Up Loose Friends" in 2018.

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