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Santa Please (Spare My Wife) Lyrics by Ceramic Animal

Tinkertown: A Christmas Tale

2023

In the cozy glow of Christmas lights
I write you, Santa, on this silent night
I've been good all year, no need to check twice
But there's one little favor, don't take it light
Mistletoe's up, the eggnog's flowing
But Santa, my man, there's something you're not knowing
I'm all for spreading joy in a festive spree
But my wife is off limits, now don't you see?
Santa, Santa, hear my plea
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't mean to cause no strife
But Santa, please spare my wife
I hung the mistletoe with care
But Santa, please now don't you darе
I know you're jolly, with that twinkle in your eyе
But my dear woman is the ember of my life
Santa, Santa, hear my plea
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't mean to cause no strife
But Santa, hands off my wife
Underneath the twinkling star
May love and joy be what you are
Santa, Santa, hear my plea
Keep your tree away from my wife's chimney
Santa, Santa, don't hurt my pride
During this yuletide
I don't mean to cause no strife
But Santa, please spare my wife
Santa, Santa, in your sleigh
Spread that joy in a different way
I believe in magic, in love and in life
But Santa, don't bang my wife
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Ceramic Animal

Ceramic Animal

About “Santa Please (Spare My Wife)” by Ceramic Animal

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"Santa Please (Spare My Wife)" appears on "Tinkertown: A Christmas Tale" in 2023.

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