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I Saw Biden Touching Kids Lyrics by Chandler Crump

2021

[Intro: Chandler Crump, Chandler Crump as Joe Biden]
Yo Ho Ho Ho, It's your President Joe Biden!
And Little Susie, for you, I’m gonna rub your leg down
Wow! Biden's touching little kids! (What?)
Somebody stop him! (Where am I?)
Please?
(Who are you?)
Fine, I'll do it myself
[Verse 1: Chandler Crump]
I saw Biden touching Little Kids (Touchin’, Touchin', Little Kids)
(Rub my leg down)
Underneath the White House roof last night
I really saw the creep
He was halfway fast asleep
He thought I wouldn't
Tell the world bout the children in his sheets
[Chorus: Chandler Crump]
Then I saw Biden tickle little kids (Tickle, Tickle, Little Kids)
(Rub my leg down)
Underneath his mask so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Jilly had only seen
Biden touching little kids last night
(Oh you know, you know the thing)
[Bridge: Chandler Crump, Chandler Crump as Joe Biden]
(He saw Biden touching Little Kids Touchin', Touchin', Little Kids)
I did! I really did see Biden touching little kids!
And I'm gonna tell Project Veritas
No please, don't tell Project Veritas!
That's right Biden! We know what you’re doing
No, wait! I have so many more legs to rub down!
James? Where’s James O'Keefe?
Oh no, they’re raiding his house
Not again!
(Yahahahah!)
[Chorus: Chandler Crump]
Then I saw Biden tickle little kids(Tickle, Tickle, Little Kids)
(Rub my leg down)
Underneath his mask so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Jilly had only seen
Biden touching little kids last night
(Rub my leg down)
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Jilly had only seen
Biden touching little kids last night
[Outro: Chandler Crump, Chandler Crump as Joe Biden]
You gotta believe, you just gotta believe me everybody!
I know YouTube says it's misinformation, but I saw it with my own eyes!
I saw Biden touching kids!
You just gotta believe me fellas, you just gotta believe me!
Yahaha... it's your turn Chandler, time to rub my leg down!
Nooooo!!!
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Chandler Crump

Chandler Crump

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