Verse 1
Strolling down the corridor
I can't open the door
I force it open, hoping for some more
Guidance, in the form of yours
Im not supposed to be here, wait a minute, what'd the court enforce?
10 years in prison, and that's on top of your divorce?
I go to torts, reluctant, in my mind, I know I'm more disposed
For property
But now I'm here
Professor's glaring at me like it's time to roast
Socratic method, calls my name, Mr. Jina, have you read the courts report?
Of course, I don't know what to say, my minds a smorgasbord
Of statutes, ALR's, and sources on the poster board
And post-its filled with scribbled notes, Manila envelopes
Get off your golden horse, professor, I am more absorbed
With writing lyrics, cause my heart has become bored of law
Besides, I can't even afford this course, but Lord supports
Ditch class, and grab some noodles from the corner store
And a paper bag to cover up my 44
Chorus
And now, all, my friends, and family, think that I'm a failure
And now, all, my friends, and family, think that I'm a failure
And now, all, my friends, and family, think that I'm a failure
But stop, right there, cause I, will be, a millionaire
And they, will know, my name, all around the world
Oh and they, will know, my name, all around the world
Verse 2
And all the students look like robots
Read for 12 hours, then head to the bar for more shots
So competitive, let's all be friends, go squad!
"No! You can't look at my notes, you freak, OH GOD!
That's against the honor code you moron!"
Uhhh...but shoutout to my old squad
Olivia, George, and Angela, you all rock
Wait, I think there was a fourth, umm, oh, Scott!
I'm only playing, dawg, you pushed me through a whole lot
I almost stayed in school because of you 4
On second thought, I'd rather jump from two floors
And find myself a job, working at the local shoe store
Or maybe I'll get famous and I'll do tours
And call upon you all for legal representation
I'm racin' up to the top, to be the best in the nation
Cause money, fame, and happin(is) the life that I am chasing
Chorus
And now, all, my friends, and family, think that I'm a failure
And now, all, my friends, and family, think that I'm a failure
And now, all, my friends, and family, think that I'm a failure
But stop, right there, cause I, will be, a millionaire
And they, will know, my name, all around the world
Oh, and they, will know, my name, all around the world
Verse 3
I'd rather watch my bank account fill with several integers
Than add a couple letters to the back of my signature
If I'm being honest, I am insecure
About where life is bound to take me in particular
I learned a lot, and all my knowledge, I intend to use it
I'm working hard to win, if I don't kill the game, I'll bruise it
Fuse the neurons, cerebellum, making only forward movements
Stimulate the senses so deep, that you could taste the music!
Why be on the honor roll, when I be on a roll
I'm honorable for talents that I carry on my corpus callosum
They tried to kick me out like I was Deuterocanonical
Always on the back of your mind, and baby I suppose
That that would make me your medulla oblongata yo
All my rhymes are metaphorical
I'm packing information into songs like I'm a chromosome
So you could put the pieces all together like a spinal cord
Final Chorus
And now, all, your friends, and family, think that I'm a genius
And now, all, your friends, and family, think that I'm a genius
And now, all, your friends, and family, think that I'm a genius
And nobody, will ever be stopping me, cause baby I'm the greenest
And now, they know, my name, all around the world
Oh, and now they, know my name, all around the world
