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I Can’t Be Friends With You Because You Like Epitaph Lyrics by Charles Bronson

Complete Discocrappy

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Crappy bands you can buy in the mall
If I had more fingers I could count them all
Boring jockcore that all sounds the same
Cashing in under one big name
Airwalk shoes
Baggy shorts
Baseball hats
Stupid dorks
Fuck you if you still think NOFX is the best
While you wear that ugly eyeball shirt on your chest
So turn on MTV, and turn up Q101
And just hold still while I spit on you and run
Airwalk shoes
Baggy shorts
Baseball hats
I hate it all
It makes me
Wanna
Fuckin’ smash my
Stereo against the wall
Credits
Charles Bronson

Charles Bronson

About “I Can’t Be Friends With You Because You Like Epitaph” by Charles Bronson

Read the complete lyrics to "I Can’t Be Friends With You Because You Like Epitaph" by Charles Bronson from the album "Complete Discocrappy". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under In English, USA, Pop.

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"I Can’t Be Friends With You Because You Like Epitaph" appears on "Complete Discocrappy".

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