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Wallop (Snookered) Lyrics by The Matchroom Mob, Chas & Dave

Snooker Loopy

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[Intro]
(Wallop, he's gone down)
(Wallop, he’s gone down)
[Verse 1]
Now once there was a boxing match
And both the boys was up to scratch
One had the chat and all of the lip
But the bloke with the poke said he would put the lip to kip
The lip shouted, "Come on son, I'll have this fight in one"
And the lip danced all around the boxing ring
But he poked his chin too far in and a big left hook on the chin
He took a wallop, he's gone down
[Verse 2]
They goes and builds a rocket ship
And three blokes they pushed inside of it
They counted down, the fuse was lit
They says, "Send it up, best of luck, lunatics"
They told them boys, "You’ll soon adjust
Just bring us back some lunar dust"
The Captain, he shouted when they got there
"Ain't it hot in here, I need some air" he's pulled the latch and opened the hatch
And wallop, he's gone down
[Chorus]
(Wallop, he's gone down)
(Wallop, he's gone down)
(Wallop, he's gone down)
(Wallop, he's gone down)
[Verse 3]
One day, I thought I’d have a bet
Although I’ve never been lucky yet
Mustn't Grumble was the name of the horse
And the bloke from the stable said, "He’s gonna win, of course"
I listened to the radio
The commentator said, "Hello
Here they come over the final fence"
All of a jumble, neck and neck but Mustn't Grumble took a tumble
And wallop, he's gone down
[Verse 4]
I parks me lorry round the back
I goes indoors to have a snack
All of a sudden, I hears a noise
I thought, "Oh no, here we go, them bleeding boys"
I run outside, got hold of this yob
I says to him, "You want a job?
It's you that keeps sodding about with my back lights"
He started to holler, "Let go of me collar", he gives me a smack, I hit him back
Wallop, he’s gone down
[Chorus]
(Wallop, he's gone down)
(Wallop, he's gone down)
(Wallop, he's gone down)
(Wallop, he's gone down)
(Wallop, he's gone down)
(Wallop, he's gone down)
(Wallop)
Credits
The Matchroom Mob

The Matchroom Mob

Chas & Dave

Chas & Dave

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