[Verse 1]
Fuck it, I'm in the mood to write but I don't know how to start
You think Chaz quit the game, bitch I'm 'bouta laugh
Right now I'm just listening to Bastard by Tyler
In to bondage so I take the bars and tie the
Cunts together, take them out into the middle of nowhere
Yo there, keep hair on my body because I'm so bear
Take your Twix, tricks and bitch, treat her like a hoe, yeah
I fuck twins, they suck my banana and you ain't got no pairs
I'm more paranormal than a ghost scare
I slay the mic like I do the pussy
On the hundred I'm not the G.O.A.T. but if I tried I could be
My mic will never turn off, I (Shhh) - Don't fucking shush me
They thought I was depressed after the last LP, I'm kushty
Writing this in the classic white tee like a weak cuppa
Came in as a retard but I'll somehow leave dumber
As a walker, didn't have much spring in my step, I need summer
Starting to rap was like the first time I weed cum, uh
All you pussies with feelings, you can't hurt mine
I ain't great? Just listen to "I'm Barry" verse nine
Your bitches clit gets wet whenever I unearth rhymes
When I was an Elf, the kids wanted OJ, bitch I served wine
You motherfuckers want OJ? I'll give you OJ
I grab out the knife and two gloves but I get a phone call, oh, Jay
"Yo, Chazey Chaz, can you spit me some funky rhymes for ya bois?"
Yo Jay, the flows pay, 100K on a slow day
Take on the world, you hold Sway, the negativity flown 'way (Ok)
Took a shit, ass hurting like I'd been a whore
I need to eat rappers like how Russia needs a war
I'm from Tilbury, how could I not have a stream of thoughts?
[Chorus]
Ho, this is Chazer Wazer speaking
I'm the greatest screaming (Ahhh)
I'm not done yet until the sun sets
Celebrate with rough sex and upset my sublets
'Cause I'm a young threat and I'll rap until I'm a hundred
Ho, this is Chazer Wazer speaking
I'm the greatest screaming (Ahhh)
I'm not done yet until the sun sets
Celebrate with rough sex and upset my sublets
'Cause I'm a young threat and I'll rap until I'm a hundred
[Verse 2]
I'm not talking terrorists when I say how cold my ice is
Kept my skills a secret but I thought why hide this?
Dropped out of fucking College and went bye bye miss
These opps are jealous because I'm living the lifetime bliss
Other slick talkers can sell honey to the bees, I sell bees to the honey
Fuck your bitch raw and leave you a sonny
I'm the best thing since sliced bread, so don't try to split my bread
Bust in the door and instantly his wife spreads
The police show up, I say "Oh, he's inside, dead"
I killed him after his bitch gave me big time head
Show up in red is what the invite said
So I showed up as a blood, made her cum like a flood
Get drunk and fight a bug, the fuck is this track?
Click-clack, enough of the chit-chat
Heat, you probably want me to come with that
Ahhh, I can't be bothered, I just wanna have a splish splash
Flow like I'm fucking J.I.D
You want fire? Hey I'm weed
If I ever have a child on discord, please rape my seed
Dua Lipa wants to be fucked, oh may I please?
Stay 18 forever because I hate 19
Spit like Lamar, hated because I hit my Mama
Mug you on the streets then attend your eulogy with your jewellery
Would you rather be you or me?
Not taken seriously 'cause how my humour be
For medicine I was fed a spoon of (uh) weed
[Chorus]
Ho, this is Chazer Wazer speaking
I'm the greatest screaming (Ahhh)
I'm not done yet until the sun sets
Celebrate with rough sex and upset my sublets
'Cause I'm a young threat and I'll rap until I'm a hundred
Ho, this is Chazer Wazer speaking
I'm the greatest screaming (Ahhh)
I'm not done yet until the sun sets
Celebrate with rough sex and upset my sublets
'Cause I'm a young threat and I'll rap until I'm a hundred
