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Texas Hold ’Em Lyrics by Cheap Haircuts

My American Dream

2014

I looked in the mirror earlier today and realized I feel older
Yes I could grow a beard if I wanted, but my brain is getting dumber
And I know it's all my fault
I keep losing all my money to all of my best friends playing cards
And doing things we know we shouldn't after dark
Reading books is pointless now if I know all the words
I keep getting woken up far too early by the sound of heckling birds
They're saying "hey man, yo dog, you got responsibilities!"
I saw a wishing well yesterday but I didn't have any coins so I bought a pack of rusty pennies but forgot what I was trying to accomplish
I feel so so stupid
Please wish me well
If you punch me in the face, I'd apologize
I always have a pair of sunglasses even when there's no sun in the sky, I guess it all comes down to the fact I can't look myself in the eye
(come on guys, harmonize.)
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Cheap Haircuts

Cheap Haircuts

About “Texas Hold ’Em” by Cheap Haircuts

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"Texas Hold ’Em" appears on "My American Dream" in 2014.

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