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Sister Mary Elephant Lyrics by Cheech & Chong

Big Bambú

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[Teacher]
Good morning, class. Good morning, class. Class? Class?! Shut up! Thank you
As you know your regular teacher Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation. However she does send her love, at least fingerpaintings, and desk club she's making. I am your substitute teacher, Sister Mary Elephant
Class, attention. Attention, class! Class? SHUT UP!!!!! Thank you
Young man, now give me that knife. Thank you
Now class, you all know who I am, so let's find out who you are
Class? Class!? SHUT UP!!!!!
[Tommy Chong]
Far out, man!
[Teacher]
Thank you
Now class, Sister Rosetta has informed me that your assignment for the last two months has been to write an essay in titled How I Spent My Summer Vacation. Who would like to read theirs before the class?
Class? Class?! Cla- shut up! Thank you
Young man in the first row, stand up, state your name, and read your essay
[Student]
Who me?
[Teacher]
Yes. Read your essay, please!
[Student]
Uh, I don't have it finished yet
[Teacher]
Well then, read what you have, young man!
[Student]
Okay. The first day on my vacation, what I did on my summer vacation, the first day on my vacation, I woke up. Then, I went downtown to a quiet job. Then I hung out in front of the drugstore. The second day on my summer vacation, I woke up, then I went downtown to look for a job. Then I hung out in front of the drugstore. The third day on my summer vacation, I woke up...
[Teacher]
Now that's fine, young man!
[Student]
...Then I went downtown to look for a job...
[Teacher]
Now that's fine, young man!
STUDENT :
...Then I got a job, keeping people from here and out in front of the drugstore. The fourth day on my...
[Teacher]
Young man? Young man? Young man!? SHUT UP!!!!! Thank you
Now class, I have a surprise for you! I'm going to read you some poems out of this lovely book of poetry. The sun kisses the morning skies. The birds kiss the butterflies. The dew kisses the morning grass. Class? Class!? Cla-- WAKE UP!!!!!
[Tommy Chong]
I gotta go to the can, man!
Credits
Cheech & Chong

Cheech & Chong

About “Sister Mary Elephant” by Cheech & Chong

Read the complete lyrics to "Sister Mary Elephant" by Cheech & Chong from the album "Big Bambú". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"Sister Mary Elephant" appears on "Big Bambú".

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