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I’m a Teenage Edgelord Lyrics by Cheekface

Sort Of (b-sides)

2024

[Verse 1: Greg, Greg & Mandy]
One job, two job, three job, four
I lit the salt lamp and put the mattress on the floor
Getting one day older like every day
And all of my stocks went down, down, down
Make a vulgar gesture at the place I used to work
From the sacred parking space that's in front of the church
I was drinking tap water from little glass jars
And all of my stocks went down, down, down
[Pre-Chorus: Greg]
Hearts can't talk, they just thump
Red Vines, baby, live laugh love
Bands, bands, bands, might as well jump
Hearts can't talk, they just thump
[Chorus: Greg, Greg & Mandy]
Honor roll school (It's a cakewalk)
Nothing fun is cool (It's a cakewalk)
Just unpleasant pain (It's a cakewalk)
Visible from space (It's a cakewalk)
Daily medication (It's a cakеwalk)
Taking it with cheese (It's a cakewalk)
I'm a teenage еdgelord (It's a cakewalk)
Free Bitcoin (It's a cakewalk)
[Verse 2: Greg, Greg & Mandy]
Five jobs, six jobs, seven jobs, eight
You can always count on me for a useless cliché
Getting coffee from a coffee place that's just okay
And all of my stocks went down, down, down
President of people who shower before work
Do you really wanna see me when I wear a collared shirt?
Paying $175 for exactly three sticks
And all of my stocks went down, down, down
[Pre-Chorus: Greg]
Hearts can't talk, they just thump
Red Vines, baby, live laugh love
Bands, bands, bands, might as well jump
Hearts can't talk, they just thump
[Chorus: Greg, Greg & Mandy]
Honor roll school (It's a cakewalk)
Nothing fun is cool (It's a cakewalk)
Just unpleasant pain (It's a cakewalk)
Visible from space (It's a cakewalk)
Daily medication (It's a cakewalk)
Taking it with cheese (It's a cakewalk)
I'm a teenage edgelord (It's a cakewalk)
Free Bitcoin (It's a cakewalk)
[Outro: Greg, Greg & Mandy]
Yeah (It's a cakewalk)
Yeah (It's a cakewalk)
Yeah (It's a cakewalk)
Yeah
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About “I’m a Teenage Edgelord” by Cheekface

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"I’m a Teenage Edgelord" appears on "Sort Of (b-sides)" in 2024.

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