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Pledge Drive Lyrics by Cheekface

Too Much to Ask

2022

[Verse 1: Greg, Mandy]
I am living in an extra large box
It's a nice big house with a TV/VCR
Where rats are eating all my earthly possessions
I called the pledge drive, I got the suicide hotline
Life's little moments in an extra large box (Get up, get up)
Courting controversy in an esoteric field (Put it down, put it down)
Why don't the police ever obey the law? (Get up, get up)
I don't know anything, you don't know anything (Put it down, put it down)

[Pre-Chorus: Greg]
Statistically likely to be wearing a shirt
A shirt so white and starched you could spill coffee on it
Statistically likely to be trying to stay hydrated
But not that hydrated
No one is mad at me
No one is mad at me
No one is mad at me
No one is mad at me

[Chorus: Greg, Greg & Mandy]
If woke dudes must die, I'll go first
I don't know anything, you don't know anything
If we must dumpster dive, I'll go first
I don't know anything, you don't know anything
And if you think youth has been wasted
On the young and the wasted
And so now one of us has to die, I'll go first
I don't know anything, you don't know anything

[Verse 2: Greg, Mandy]
I am a supergrain, I'm native to Peru
I thrive in the elevations of the Andes mountain range
I am arguably ruining the environment and the local economy
And you can substitute me for bulgur wheat
This mob of teens with sponges is ready to wash your car (Get up, get up)
I'm standing in the Wendy’s drive-thru screaming "Fuck all the transphobes" (Put it down, put it down) (Sir, this is a Wendy's)
I feel nothing and I'm 14-inches tall (Get up, get up)
I don't know anything, you don't know anything (Put it down, put it down)

[Pre-Chorus: Greg]
Statistically likely to be wearing a shirt
A shirt so white and starched you could spill coffee on it
Statistically likely to be trying to stay hydrated
But not that hydrated
No one is mad at me
No one is mad at me
No one is mad at me
No one is mad at me

[Chorus: Greg, Greg & Mandy]
If woke dudes must die, I'll go first
I don't know anything, you don't know anything
If we must dumpster dive, I'll go first
I don't know anything, you don't know anything
And if you think youth has been wasted
On the young and the wasted
And so now one of us has to die, I'll go first
I don't know anything, you don't know anything
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Cheekface

Cheekface

About “Pledge Drive” by Cheekface

Read the complete lyrics to "Pledge Drive" by Cheekface from the album "Too Much to Ask" in 2022. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Alternative, Alternative Rock, Indie Rock.

"Pledge Drive" is performed by Cheekface. from the album "Too Much to Ask" in 2022 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Pledge Drive", explore more songs by Cheekface using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Pledge Drive" is credited to Cheekface. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Pledge Drive" appears on "Too Much to Ask" in 2022.

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