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Ode to John Lyrics by Cheezer

Gasherbrum I

2023

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed
Sometimes I can be slow in the head
And I'm not very good in bed
But that's alright

I drink my water with lead
My kids, they ain't well fed
My future's filled with dread
But that's alright

My wife and I, we're no longer wed

But at least I'm not John Lennon
Cause John Lennon's fucking dead

I never learned to drive
I'm breaking out in hives
Every night I cry
But that's alright

Can't see out my left eye
My career is taking a dive
Can't find a job, but god knows I've triеd
And that's alright

I killed a man in 1985

But at least I'm not John Lennon
Causе John Lennon's not alive
Take it away kids

My dad was not around
My mom was never found
My brother's in the pound
But that's alright

My wife broke all our vows
My hopes and dreams are drowned
My pants have just been browned
But that's alright (c'mon brown pants boy)

Truth be told, I'm feeling pretty down

But at least I'm not John Lennon
Cause John Lennon's in the ground
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About “Ode to John” by Cheezer

Read the complete lyrics to "Ode to John" by Cheezer from the album "Gasherbrum I" in 2023. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"Ode to John" is credited to Cheezer. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Ode to John" appears on "Gasherbrum I" in 2023.

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