Verse
You probably heard about me in the (daily bugle), curing citizens with octobots right next to ads for (hookah)
Man I used to move through school with IQ isolating (iris is,) while bullies eyeing me for a easy lunch they’d take (my money)
Now I’m fucking Gwen, she hot but I pretend
She (Gwen Stefani)
Yeah her body nice but I warn y’a bro she’s would never (want me) if
I didn’t drip in the red and blue (in the night,) fistfighting with (Wilson Fisk), while the daredevil (sleeping tight)
Man I’m popping this ambien because insomnia from (late night brawling)
Knuckles bloody, aunt may think I hit my wall cuz Uncle Ben ain’t (round to stop me)
Maybe she right
No father figure (in sight), to crush the spiders (at night), that’s when I spin my lil webs
With a Suit and tie on the club, slinging Monopoly money cuz I’m in college and (broke)
Still I go hard and (go home)
And hope they don’t call me hungover the next day saying the banks getting robbed, I’ll bring a coffee to work
Hook (add vocal singing and chant hook)
Bitch I’m…
Bully maguire
My fit is always (fire)
Swinging through my city shooting webs with gucci (tights on)
I drink all night yep
Bar fights I don’t (mind em)
Might just fuck around with carli cooper on her (night off)
Verse
Ok ok
At Parker industries I tax evade until they (catch me,) snorting lines with tony stark while pepper potts is (dancing)
And when the feds interrogating I’m like (how this happen)
I wish that spider never bit me, that shit got real (wack quick)
Damnit
This PTSD stuck since (harry died), that’s (alright)
Venoms my blood now I don’t (laugh or cry,) I don’t (mind)
Hey I get by… as I swing by
Onto the Empire State Building seeing sunset (views) with Cindy (moon,) we letting (loose) bout how nobody understands the way we (move)
Cuz Issa lonely earth for us, like (3145)
Im feeling more alone when my (insides outside)
Trust
I’m lonely (as fuck)
My wealth was in the soul that doctor conners (ate up)
I End the day with Mary Jane, getting high of a puff, cum, climax quick like the villains I bust yep
Hook
Bitch I’m…
Bully maguire
My fit is always (fire)
Swinging through my city shooting webs with Gucci ( tights on)
I drink all night yep
Bar fights I don’t (mind em)
Might just fuck around with carli cooper on her (night off)
Ambulance and police come to catch vigilante
(Sample scene from 2nd one where he gets found out)
Interview cop verse (I’m a villain but you love it and need it)
Ok thats mysterious, I deny it until I see a lawyer
Fine ok him that’s me, Peter Parker, or Pavtir prabhakar or whatever y’a wanna call me
Please don’t phone my momma I mean aunt
Um pretend you didn’t hear that
Y’all, you got me wishing I could fly high but lie low, your lies bout me spreading like the honey lieing on (my scones)
(Peter Parker you are under arrest for vigilantism)
Where you think you’d be if I didn’t swing around to save you (bitches), thanos snapped, I laughed and flipped the finger to my fate (by living)
Shit I could’ve said fuck saving you I’ll just (play the villain,) working under Jameson jr like I’m the (nightcrawler)
Or teaming up with doc oc to rob banks, we’d (fight flawless)
Y’all know I’m an avenger right?
Please call cap or Nick fury on the line…
Cuz I’m losing patience (like)
We been losing all this (time)
I could use for fighting (crime)
While you bully me all (night)
(We don’t need you, your a villain Spider-Man!)
Ok you really missed the point damn…
I’m an easy target right…
Man…
Hook (sample play out fade)
Outro (lock jail cell)
