[Verse 1: Chef Slushy] (Cold, come here I wanna show you something) I got a lil story man here’s the sitch I met a lovely girl with a toe fetish I took off my pants cuz I was ready to go But she ripped off my sock and started suckin my toe Shoulda known something was up when I saw her mouth It was red and swollen it had foam comin out My toe puffed up and it felt real hot I shoulda known better than to trust that thot This whole thing went down just a little while back Lemme jog my memory about a month to exact We went back to my place that’s when things got really wack She started suckin on my toes I won't lie she had a knack Last thing gettin in her way was my shoe She took it off and gobbled my toes like some food Her herpes and my toes they made a nice brew Why dint she say she had herpes if she knew This lil piggy went home and two more went in her nose The last two went so deep in her mouth their whereabouts nobody knows This lil piggy went to market, while we were tearin up the carpet Toe went in her mouth so yeah I parked it so infected it felt like a tarpit [Chorus: Chef Slushy] Toe Herpes I have toe herpes She gave me toe herpes I have toe herpes She gave me toe herpes I have toe herpes She gave me toe herpes I have toe herpes [Interlude: Chef Slushy and Doctor] Oh my gosh, why does your toe look like that? I don't know, doc, I think I have toe herpes Toe herpes? I'm a doctor and I've never heard of that I don't know, the way I got toe herpes, it's a pretty crazy story Why don't you tell me about it? Oh, I would absolutely love to, lemme just take a seat [Verse 2: Chef Slushy and Doctor] Toe Herpes the birds and the bees Listen to my story now won't you please She had a little thing called an STD All over her lips, tongue and even her teeth Now, how do you think that she gave it to me Well it started at a party on a Friday eve We went to a bedroom, my pants were down But she tore off my sock and started going to town Sounds like your fault, but what are your symptoms? Dude I got toe Herpes man I’m the victim! Well you know you could avoid it all together We couldn’t come apart like birds of a feather Disease is gross but your story’s neat Gotta always have condoms on yo feet Condoms on my feet? What you sayin man? I'm sayin always have protection always have a plan [Chorus: Chef Slushy and Doctor] Toe Herpes We have toe herpes She gave us toe herpes We have toe herpes She gave us toe herpes We have toe herpes She gave us toe herpes We have toe herpes (Cold, cold) [Outro: Chef Slushy] This is what Papa Woody brings to the game Papa Woody, never the same Papa Woody, same me, different track (come here I wanna show you something) I'll be back
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