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Two Days Into Belgium Lyrics by ChickenScuttleMonkey

Polandball Songs To Soothe Your Soul

2024

[Verse 1]
I'm two days into Belgium, building my defensive line
There's this guy, let's call him Britain, says to move back past the Rhine
But it doesn't really sit with me quite right
'Cause I just can't match his naval might
And I just keep thoughtlessly throwing soldiers at the French lines in the middle of the night
I wake up under fire, and I wake up really cold
And I wake up in the mire, see my food's all turned to mold
See, I don't like fightin' France, but must obey as I've been told
So I just shoot around, and keep my head down, and hope our lines will hold
And Austria keeps telling me that I'm doing so wеll
I try to trust him, honestly, I find it hard to tell
If I need guns, or I need bombs, I try my best to rеmain calm
I tell myself, I say out loud, "It's fine, I'll figure it all out"
I tend to forget, my empire's quite young
In a way, this war of mine has only just begun
I've got time, I've got time
[Verse 2]
I'm two days into Belgium, and I know I've crossed a line
'Cause that guy that we called Britain's now an enemy of mine
My allies say I'm crazy, say I took it way too far
'Cause France was secret friends with Russia, now I'm in a two-front war
I'm only two days into Belgium, and my front lines are a mess
There's just so much that I want to rule that I have not ruled yet
There's just so much land I want to take, and there's just so much death
Paris is so far away, it's easy to forget
That all my useless allies think that I'm doing so well
I try to see it, honestly, this war's a living hell
If I've done wrong, or I've done right, I need to rest after each fight
They said "Retreat", I said "Alright", I think I won't, I maybe might
I probably should just take it slow
But battles rage, and I must go
The one thing that's important above everything else
Is to learn not to trust Italy when the war drums start to swell
I try believe it when I say
If it's meant to happen, it'll happen anyway
I'll be fine, I've got time, I've got time
That's where I'm at, to be honest
Just two days, two days into Belgium
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ChickenScuttleMonkey

ChickenScuttleMonkey

About “Two Days Into Belgium” by ChickenScuttleMonkey

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